step your ass up, whatcha wanna do, get your ass knocked out!
Soooo, date night turned Eric getting fucking wasted, going to the bowling alley, punching shit and then we leave. Dick move.
Uhmmm Friday we cleaned his car and then Terry came over(biggest cock block ever by the way...) and Eric had already decided that he wasnt drinkin because of how bad he was the night before. Okay, awesome. Terry wanted to get fucked up so their friend Tony called and was having a bbq. Terry and Rachel leave to go get beer and Eric and I go upstairs to get ready. I pick out his clothes and blow dry his hair so he looks all foxy and then we leave. I decided I didnt want to go and that we'd meet up at the pool hall later. I call him around ten to see where the fuck he is and he doesnt answer but texts me back cause he was cookin. Okay fine, just let me know what the fuck is going on and if youre staying there. I wouldnt have had a problem if he stayed because hes been blowing this kid off. This bitch ended up falling asleep in dudes front yard, puking all over himself not remembering shit and losing his keys and phone. Fuck, you know? I dont know how he gets up everyday and goes to work at 6am. I admire his drunk ass for that, I really do. So Saturday night is pretty much party night. We all go to Jennys and Terry wants to play circle of death. Awesome. I tell Eric he can play with Gatorade lol, but he refused. He only drank maybe 7 beers, so it was all good. I got pretty wasted though hahaha NICE! I chugged a beer in under 10 seconds. Classy, I know. Thats probably a life skill. We go to bed around...5am? Im not sure but I woke up at 630 to the most annoying video game music ever. Jenny and Tim fell asleep with it goin. Oh god. I was already sick so waking up to that shit was nuts...banananananannas even. I wake Eric up because Im not going to suffer alone and he just throws his arm over me and tells me to shut up and go to sleep hahaha fine. We both wake up around 9 and talk a little bit, I play with his hair until he falls asleep again and then fall asleep on top of him. Then I wake up to his hand wrapped around my hair. Uhm ouch. Its okay though. He used to do that when he was little. He wraps his hand all in your hair so that he knows he isnt alone, so when you move he wakes up. Cutie pie. Thats probably why he likes long hair...hmmm... well we leave and I sleep all fucking day. I mean...ALL DAY! I felt like shit, I hope I dont get him sick hahaha, he'll be pissed.
OH MAN, I FINALLY GOT MY PERIOD! lmao, over share, but seriously, thank god. 3 months later, I was getting a little worried. Except now its some kind of super period that can suck my fucking dick.
Im gettin real pumped for the kegger this weekend. Ohhhhh man!
Uhmmm Friday we cleaned his car and then Terry came over(biggest cock block ever by the way...) and Eric had already decided that he wasnt drinkin because of how bad he was the night before. Okay, awesome. Terry wanted to get fucked up so their friend Tony called and was having a bbq. Terry and Rachel leave to go get beer and Eric and I go upstairs to get ready. I pick out his clothes and blow dry his hair so he looks all foxy and then we leave. I decided I didnt want to go and that we'd meet up at the pool hall later. I call him around ten to see where the fuck he is and he doesnt answer but texts me back cause he was cookin. Okay fine, just let me know what the fuck is going on and if youre staying there. I wouldnt have had a problem if he stayed because hes been blowing this kid off. This bitch ended up falling asleep in dudes front yard, puking all over himself not remembering shit and losing his keys and phone. Fuck, you know? I dont know how he gets up everyday and goes to work at 6am. I admire his drunk ass for that, I really do. So Saturday night is pretty much party night. We all go to Jennys and Terry wants to play circle of death. Awesome. I tell Eric he can play with Gatorade lol, but he refused. He only drank maybe 7 beers, so it was all good. I got pretty wasted though hahaha NICE! I chugged a beer in under 10 seconds. Classy, I know. Thats probably a life skill. We go to bed around...5am? Im not sure but I woke up at 630 to the most annoying video game music ever. Jenny and Tim fell asleep with it goin. Oh god. I was already sick so waking up to that shit was nuts...banananananannas even. I wake Eric up because Im not going to suffer alone and he just throws his arm over me and tells me to shut up and go to sleep hahaha fine. We both wake up around 9 and talk a little bit, I play with his hair until he falls asleep again and then fall asleep on top of him. Then I wake up to his hand wrapped around my hair. Uhm ouch. Its okay though. He used to do that when he was little. He wraps his hand all in your hair so that he knows he isnt alone, so when you move he wakes up. Cutie pie. Thats probably why he likes long hair...hmmm... well we leave and I sleep all fucking day. I mean...ALL DAY! I felt like shit, I hope I dont get him sick hahaha, he'll be pissed.
OH MAN, I FINALLY GOT MY PERIOD! lmao, over share, but seriously, thank god. 3 months later, I was getting a little worried. Except now its some kind of super period that can suck my fucking dick.
Im gettin real pumped for the kegger this weekend. Ohhhhh man!