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[no1beaarthurfan]

So I know I have a reason to be here
[yeah right]
shhh I'm talking to the computer people!
Anyway, I know I have a reason to be here but I can't remember what it is right now, so I'm going to guess it's because you have a blue chick.
Or possibly for an assassination.
Did anyone here order an assassination, no onions, heavy on the mayo?

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[sharkneto]

(OOC: welcome! 8DD)

This is a school full of children.

[no1beaarthurfan]

(OOC: Happy to be here!)
That's fine, I don't have one of those pesky 'no women or children' clauses! Just point me in the right direction, turtleneck!

[sharkneto]

*not impressed with the name calling >:(* Who sent you?

[no1beaarthurfan]

I can't tell you that unless I am about to kill you. No, I mean if I told you, I'd have to kill you. If I kill you, I'll have to tell you.

[no1beaarthurfan]

That made sense, good job impressing the future big bad, Wade.

[no1beaarthurfan]

Shut up, little yellow boxes, I'm trying to have a CONVERSATION OUTSIDE OF MY HEAD.

[sharkneto]

Right, well. Charles can deal with you then.

[no1beaarthurfan]

Maybe we can bend the rules, and I'll tell you and then only lightly maim you.

[sharkneto]

You'd be dead before you laid a finger on me.

[no1beaarthurfan]

People keep saying that, but then they end up as mincemeat that gets used in fast food places. I just don't know. I think the quality of threat level to actual threat has gone down mucho much.

[sharkneto]

... Well, you're certainly interesting. *liking this guy way more than he cares to admit*

[no1beaarthurfan]

Dude, I totally just took that as a compliment! I like you, turtleneck. We should be BFFs! I have friendship bracelets! Assuming you're not my target! And if you are my target, I promise I will only kill you slowly if the boss demands.

[sharkneto]

Like I said, this is a school full of children and there won't be a target. And I don't do BFFs. *dryly* You'll want to talk to Shaw.

[no1beaarthurfan]

Pfft. There's always a target. And if there isn't, there's always a Target. Which is good, because I think these socks are seriously past their use by date.

[sharkneto]

Actually. I just remembered. There is a target. His name is Sebastian Shaw, by all means, assassinate away.

[boombacon]

*HIGH PITCHED GASP* *SPLASHES HIS DRINK IN HIS FACE AND STORMS OFF CRYING* I THOUGHT WE WERE BECOMING FRIENDS.