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So close

Jun 09, 2010 23:32

He's laying on his bed, cutting the TV off after watching such a good game. It seems like all of his teams do this too him, he should be used to it, right? Wrong, Josh is like a kid, putting his all in the team, only to get the rug snatched from under his feet. Yeah there's next year, but he wanted that drought to end This year ( Read more... )

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cicero_comare June 13 2010, 03:40:18 UTC

"SUCK IT PHILLY!"

And there she is, in all her Blackhawk glory.

firstcapital June 13 2010, 03:42:05 UTC

[Rolling over to face her, a lazy smile spreads across his face.]

This confirms my suspicion then.

cicero_comare June 13 2010, 03:57:33 UTC

"What? That you suck at hockey?"

Please ignore the fact that she's weaving slightly and trying to hold up the wall. She's had a bit much to drink, what with the parade and all.

firstcapital June 13 2010, 04:00:40 UTC

No that you're a tranny.

And please, don't state the obvious. I never was good at it, the '70s were my golden year, after that, Pittsburgh and his damn Penguins seemed to dominate that sport.
I stick to Baseball and Football.

cicero_comare June 13 2010, 04:30:29 UTC

"Suuuuuuure."

Yep, she might have staggered a little closer to you. If she reeks of gin, pay it no mind, she was also drinking beer out of the Stanley Cup during the parade.

"I think you just don't like the fact that you lost," she said after a slight pause. "And I'm not a tranny. I'm a nice, lovely nice lady. See, my tits are real."

She's just going to show them off so you know they're the real mccoy.

firstcapital June 13 2010, 04:33:28 UTC

[Ewww my God indecent exposure, get those things away.]

I would give you beads, but I don't have any.
And yeah, who wouldn't be upset about losing. But whatever, get back up, dust yourself off, call it a day and move on; y'know?

cicero_comare June 13 2010, 04:42:26 UTC

She's going to stumble right into your arms.

"We.....are the Champions, my friend...." [air guitar here] "And we'll keep on fighting till the end.....BLACKHAWKS!"

Cicero is going to just lean on you now and reek of gin.

firstcapital June 13 2010, 04:44:46 UTC

Yeah Champions...now kindly get off me, I'm not a pillow!!!

cicero_comare June 13 2010, 04:46:47 UTC

"But Philly! City of Love! All I do is win, win, win no matter what!" sang Cicero as she kinda dances in your arms. "Put your hands up in air, let them stay there!"

Would you like some celebratory gin? She'll share hers with you.

firstcapital June 13 2010, 04:53:08 UTC

[Fine he'll dance, just for now anyway. Though no Gin, he'd rather have beer or something a little less powerful than that.]

So Miss Champion, what do you have planned, going to Disneyworld?

cicero_comare June 13 2010, 04:57:51 UTC

"Nope! Another parade and merchandising like no other!" smiled Cicero. She really needed this championship. She is desperate to prove to her father that she is a winner.

She's just going to dance happily in celebration.

firstcapital June 13 2010, 05:03:32 UTC

Well great for you.
Though seriously I wanna win at an American sport, not hockey.

cicero_comare June 13 2010, 05:09:47 UTC

She's going to stop and think about that one.

"But we play it, and we're American therefore, it's an American sport...?"

Good job, you've confused the drunk.

firstcapital June 13 2010, 05:14:44 UTC

Nope, Canadians created it back in the good ol' days.
Thought you knew that one.

cicero_comare June 13 2010, 05:16:18 UTC

"I'm...I'm...whatcha call it...drinkin'," slurred Cicero as she started slow dancing with Philly. "It don't count."

firstcapital June 13 2010, 05:30:43 UTC

[Patting her on the back, while swaying back and forth, he sighs. Time to sound as apologetic as he can in 3...2..]

You know, it counts to like 5% of most Americans...some number like that. At least it's better than...ummm 0%?

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