Trees in the old days used to stand and shape a shady lane

[firstashore]

Tonight I was stopped by the police for a random breath test. I hadn't been drinking, but I did have a sixpack of Tecate, two bottles of Spitfire Ale, and a bottle of Malbec on the front seat. The policewoman did the breath test and then, when I blew zero, said "Enjoy the rest of your night. Looks like you're going to."

Well played, QPS. Well played.