I need a triple split screen TV

[firstanointed]

*flashes back between three shows at the same time*

HEY! WTF did Sarah Shahi do to her hair? What, have curls been outlawed on TV or something??

*flick*

American Idol sucks more and more.

*flick*

Whoa, I almost thought I saw M-Rod on Lost. It's just her latest stand-in.