Second Sting

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ATTENTION DIGITAL WORLD.

One! I have figured out how to read the back-back-back logs on this thing, so gimme some candy for such an achievement.

TWO!

Touma Norstein is a cake ruining jerk, never do business with him. Ever. I thought I'd warn you all.

PS: I would like suckers and chocolate milk for my learning something new. And sour cream and

Comments

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DADDY'S NOT A JERK!

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YES HE IS.

HE RUINED PERFECTLY GOOD CAKE.

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DADDY'S NOT A CAKE-RUINER!

HE MAKES REALLY GOOD CAKE!

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HE PUT FRUIT ON IT.

FRUIT, ON A CAKE. A CARDINAL SIN.

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FRUIT IS GOOD ON CAKE!

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IT'S ONLY GOOD IN ONE KIND OF CAKE.

FRUITCAKE.

AND NO OTHERS, EVER.

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FRUITCAKE IS ICKY.

BUT FRUIT ON CAKE IS GOOD.

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FRUITCAKE IS GOOD IF IT'S FRESH, NOT THAT STORE BOUGHT CRAP.

PFFT, ONLY WITH STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. AND THE CAKE HE GAVE ME? WAS NOT A STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE.

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Pffft.

Why am I even having this conversation with someone who obviously doesn't know their cake?

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Oh, now you're giving up because you're being pwn'd by a expert?

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No. I just don't see any point in arguing about cake. I mean, come on! It's cake! You eat it! End of story!

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Cake is very serious! Moreso when it can mean LIFE OR DEATH.

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Pfft! When does cake mean life or death?

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When you're The Church of Englanda bee.

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And I'm obviously not. ^^

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But I am and this is my post.