Voting :D

Nov 06, 2006 13:23

This is your happy friendly Sev-ly reminder to get your arse out to vote tomorrow.

I'd love to say that it's because voting is a personal duty and right, and no matter what your views, everyone should get their butts out there and flip that lever. I mean, I do believe that, so hey! I'll say it!

But I'm mostly encouraging you all to go vote so that I can get these goddamn political ads off my fucking TV and get back to CSI.

I'm not a particularly good voter. I abstained from the election of 2000. I voted by absentee in the election of 2004 instead of registering in the Great Swing State of Ohio. I'm mostly lazy.

But I'm sitting here reading up on these issues (having finally looked up my precinct online) and these fucking candidates who I fucking hate so fucking much from their fucking TV ads on my fucking TV.

If I could go out there and register a vote AGAINST each and every one of these assholes, I think I'd do it just on principle.

Mainly, the only reason I'm going to vote at all is the potential smoking ban.

Anyway, be a good person and stuff, and vote. Mostly just vote. Vote the fuck out of tomorrow. Don't let this go on any longer than it should.

...Gods and angels, I SUCK at motivational speeches.

i suck at motivational speeches, politics suck, voting

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