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first_seventhe

oh my god

Jun 09, 2012 00:32

I have legit spent the last six hours of my life trying to beat ONE FUCKING BOSS in FFXIII.

Six hours, four tall alcoholic drinks, lots of leveling, and eight thousand strategies later, I have defeated the pope bride.

( in case you care of spoilers )

things i can't even explain, bitch is not pleased, fuck my life, that was sqwhale, 'worst post ever' nominee, snort coke like a man, fuckass!!!!! mostly ass, 'taurus' in more than name, this is why i drink, fuckitall, really embarrassing posts, ffxiii, tim curry is judging you, fuckword after fuckword, we are fucking done professionally, zero fucks brigade, half laughing and half crying, fourteen consecutive heart attacks, this post rated r for language, what the fuck with extra emphasis, this is totally my fault, why am i even, suddenly a fucking challenger appeared, yeah fuck this, my life is a waste of space, fuuuuuuuuuuuck, the bottle of wine says yes, *dead*, tags more expressive than entry, too busy for ff13, go fuck a rhino, that's a bad life choice

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sissyhiyah June 9 2012, 04:50:51 UTC

He is the reason that I went from kind of meh about that game to fuck everything about this game and where is my tire iron for hitting things?!

Also, he killed my favorite villain and I will never forgive him for it.

AND I FUCKING LOVE SAZH.

first_seventhe June 9 2012, 04:55:23 UTC

BASED ON THIS COMMENT YOU AND I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS GAME

I SHARE ALL OF THESE FEELINGS

sissyhiyah June 9 2012, 04:56:21 UTC

YES WE DO BECAUSE I HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS ABOUT BARTHANDICKHOLE

first_seventhe June 9 2012, 04:56:13 UTC

I had actually legit FORGOTTEN ABOUT JIHL because it took me so fucking long to beat the fucking game FIGHT I MEAN BATTLE OH MY GOD I'LL JUST GO TO BED NOW

That is where my brain is right now

sissyhiyah June 9 2012, 04:59:20 UTC

Gah! She's so awesome! I mean, at first I loved/hated her because the bitch stole my hair but then I loved her because she is SO bad and SO unrepentant and SO unlike any other villain that FF has ever had. She has no motive, no sad backstory, nothing like that. She's just EVIL and MEAN and MAKES NO APOLOGIES FOR BEING AWFUL.

And yes, he takes so goddamned long that you want to just throw things and drink and think of nothing else. Ugh, I hated him so much.

first_seventhe June 10 2012, 14:33:36 UTC

What I was a real big fan of was the way she was entwined with Sazh/Dajh's story -- which, no offense to Fang and Vanille, but Sazh and Dajh have a monopoly on the "saddest fucking story in FFXIII", basically ever, because SAZH AND DAJH OH MY GOD OKAY and like in the middle of it is this ruthless, strategic, unapologetic asshole woman. It was PERFECT STORYTELLING.

sissyhiyah June 10 2012, 15:41:07 UTC

OH GOD I KNOW ( ... )

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