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[perky_teacakes]

WHY IS HE A WHALE?!

[first_seventhe]

HE'S A SQWHALE?

[perky_teacakes]

THIS IS NOT A LEGITIMATE EXPLANATION IN MY BOOK. LAST TIME I CHECKED HE WAS NOT A MARINE MAMAL. UNLESS THAT'S LATER IN THE GAME THAN I'VE GOTTEN?

[first_seventhe]

I. UM. LOOK IT WAS 3AM AND WE WERE WRITING KIND-OF PORN AND THE PHRASE "SQUALL IS AS STUBBORN AS A WHALE" SEEMED TO MAKE SENSE AT THE TIME

[perky_teacakes]

BUT WHALES ARE NOT THAT STUBBORN REALLY. UNLESS THEY GET STUCK ON A BEACH, AND THEN IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THEY WEIGH SO MUCH. THEY'RE JUST BORN THAT WAY.

OCTOPI ON THE OTHER HAND. ARE REALLY FUCKING STUBBORN.

[first_seventhe]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, I DONT KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM.

BUT. SQWHALE.

[perky_teacakes]

NO SQUALCTOPUS

[first_seventhe]

...OMFG

FIGHT: SQWHALE VS SQOCTOPUS!!!!

[perky_teacakes]

IS HE A SPERM SQWHALE?

OTHERWISE I THINK SQUALCTOPUS WINS.

[owlmoose]

I FEEL THAT THIS IS APPROPRIATE TO YOUR CONVERSATION, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT EXACTLY SURE WHY.

[perky_teacakes]

I THINK IT IS TOO. ONLY THAT IS A SQUID? I THINK SEIFER IS A SQUID. SQUID'S ARE ASSHOLES.

[owlmoose]

YES, IT IS A GIANT SQUID. IF THERE IS AN ALBUM COVER WITH A SPERM WHALE FIGHTING A GIANT OCTOPUS I AM SADLY UNAWARE OF IT.

SEIFER COULD BE A SQUID. PERHAPS THEN THIS REPRESENTS SQWHALE'S RIVALRY WITH SEIFER RATHER THAN A BATTLE WITH HIS INNER DEMONS.

[first_seventhe]

A RIVALRY IS BEST DEPICTED THROUGH SEA CREATURES IMO

[justira]

IF I MAY INTERJECT IN SQWHALE'S DEFENSE, THE ISSUE AT HAND WAS SQUALL'S EMOTIONAL MANEUVERABILITY AND NOT HIS STUBBORNNESS. IN THIS CASE I BELIEVE THE WHALE EXPRESSES SQUALL'S UTTER INABILITY TO COOPERATE WITH US IN ANY WAY.

HOWEVER HE CERTAINLY IS ALSO STUBBORN AND YOUR SQOCTOPUS EXPRESSES THIS TRAIT ADMIRABLY; MY HAT GOES OFF TO YOU MADAM.

[perky_teacakes]

WHALES ARE QUITE NIBMLE GRACEFUL CREATURES IN THE WATER. IT IS ONLY WHEN STRANDED ON THE BEACH THAT THEY BECOME GIANT PAINS IN THE ASS.

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT HOW THE OCTOPUS IS REPRESENTATIVE OF SQUALLS PHYSICAL PROWESS ON THE BATTLEFIELD. OCTOPI ARE FUCKING MEAN NASTY CREATURES AND WILL EAT YOUR FACE AS SOON AS LOOK AT YOU. THEY CAN ALSO DO THINGS MOST OTHERS CAN'T BECAUSE THE ONLY BONE IN THEIR BODY IS THEIR BEAKS. THEY ARE A GIANT BALL OF AWESOME MUSCLE AND ARMS. AND CANNOT DANCE. THEY HAVE TOO MANY LEFT FEET FOR THAT NONSENSE.

[justira]

I AM ACTUALLY TERRIFIED OF OCTOPI BECAUSE OF THEIR BEAKS I AM NOT KIDDING