i do <3 my penis some days (meme)
RACK TAGGED ME LIKE A MOFO. Usually I ignore tags but Jana has Epic Boobs and I am totally elementally weak to Epic Boobage.
→ FIRST: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.
→ SECOND: Tag eight sexy people. Don't refuse to do that like a pansy.
Open paint and draw the first animal that comes to mind with your eyes closed and without a tablet. Post and comment on this atrocity.
IT'S A BIRD BITCH
What did you last eat?
a piece of dark chocolate, my morning treat.
How fucking awesome is napping?
NAPPING IS FUCKING AWESOME until it starts to screw with your sleep schedule and you become an old fogey who can't nap anymore because she goes to bed at 10 *whistles innocently*
If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?
Dancing in a microbrewery packing very delicious amber ale, complete with totally sweet dance floor and possibly live music, somewhere where it is warm.
What's really SEXY?
Nice smiles, Derek Morgan (Shemar Moore), good personality, boobs of all kinds. Smiles win me though.
Name one odd item within five feet of you.
a $3000 syringe pump
What's your current fandom / obsession / addiction?
porn
What did you really want to do today that you didn't?
It's only 10:23... I still have a chance!
What are you most excited for?
THANKS-O-WEEN, right now.
What websites do you always visit when you go online?
LJ, Gmail, Facebook, Itty Bitty Kitty Committee
What was the last thing you bought?
Sweatpants for our costumes
If you could have any pet, what would it be?
50 cats. You think I am lying.
Salty or sweet?
Salty. Unless it's dark chocolate, which I choose over anything.
What do you want right this minute, off the top of your head?
Some time off of life.
Where is the place you like to return in order to calm down / relax / etc?
Bed
What's one thing that terrifies you that nobody else gets?
1. BEES
2. Creepy children's toys, like clowns and tolls and trolls and shit... only creepy
What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Have five:
Are there any bits of childhood that you miss?
??? I kind of like being an adult, actually.
Say something to the person who tagged you.
JANA: I CANNOT WAIT FOR OHAYOCON
→ FIRST: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.
→ SECOND: Tag eight sexy people. Don't refuse to do that like a pansy.
Open paint and draw the first animal that comes to mind with your eyes closed and without a tablet. Post and comment on this atrocity.
IT'S A BIRD BITCH
What did you last eat?
a piece of dark chocolate, my morning treat.
How fucking awesome is napping?
NAPPING IS FUCKING AWESOME until it starts to screw with your sleep schedule and you become an old fogey who can't nap anymore because she goes to bed at 10 *whistles innocently*
If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?
Dancing in a microbrewery packing very delicious amber ale, complete with totally sweet dance floor and possibly live music, somewhere where it is warm.
What's really SEXY?
Nice smiles, Derek Morgan (Shemar Moore), good personality, boobs of all kinds. Smiles win me though.
Name one odd item within five feet of you.
a $3000 syringe pump
What's your current fandom / obsession / addiction?
porn
What did you really want to do today that you didn't?
It's only 10:23... I still have a chance!
What are you most excited for?
THANKS-O-WEEN, right now.
What websites do you always visit when you go online?
LJ, Gmail, Facebook, Itty Bitty Kitty Committee
What was the last thing you bought?
Sweatpants for our costumes
If you could have any pet, what would it be?
50 cats. You think I am lying.
Salty or sweet?
Salty. Unless it's dark chocolate, which I choose over anything.
What do you want right this minute, off the top of your head?
Some time off of life.
Where is the place you like to return in order to calm down / relax / etc?
Bed
What's one thing that terrifies you that nobody else gets?
1. BEES
2. Creepy children's toys, like clowns and tolls and trolls and shit... only creepy
What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Have five:
- Fuck you, and all your arrogance
- I don't know how to talk to you any more
- Please make out with me. I am not joking
- I miss you.
- [EDIT] LA LA LA.
Are there any bits of childhood that you miss?
??? I kind of like being an adult, actually.
Say something to the person who tagged you.
JANA: I CANNOT WAIT FOR OHAYOCON