Jesus Christ why must penicillin be the size of horse pills.
Yes, that's right! Third day with a fever! The doctor says I have a dual-infection or bi-infection (har har) of flu and [insert something he doesn't know but will be killed by penicillin in the time it would take to test for it]. It might be strep (awesome!) or bronchitis (because I didn't have that enough as a kid!). Either way, horse pills should kill it dead.
By the way, driving to the doctor's office and then the pharmacy with a 101F fever blows. By the time I got home... well, I won't say I was hallucinating into my diet coke, but my vision was a little fringey at the edges.
I think the greatest (?) part of this is that my body couldn't have picked a worse time to catch two different illnesses. I now have to reschedule my midterm next week (because I can barely sit up) and figure out how to log on remotely to work because I am actually in the middle of important things.
Until then, though, sleep. Sleep, my friends, sleep. Despite the chipper way these words are coming out of my fingers, I actually feel like four different kinds of shit (think about that one in your spare time) and just want to curl up into a ball and kind of die. Will not be around a lot. Sorry to
ff_kissbattle and
lunaticdiscord, although I'll try to stay on top of both (I predict lots of boredom over the next few days! IN BETWEEN THE SLEEP).
edit if you guys have any ridiculously long fanfiction recs you want to send me, now is the time to do it. i spent yesterday trolling for harry potter fanfic under the single specification that the story had to be over 60,000 words. omg.