OHNOES!
BEN ROETHLISBERGER!!
How dare you!!!
(1) Think about your team, you stupid wanker! What if you're so injured you can't play?! I cannot rub my Pittsburgh heritage in all Clevelanders' faces if the Steelers suck! You guys took the Super Bowl! Priorities, man! Come on, here. Help a Steelers fan surrounded by rabid-Browns-lovers out.
(2) How can I marry you if you have no teeth?!!
How dare you!!!
(1) Think about your team, you stupid wanker! What if you're so injured you can't play?! I cannot rub my Pittsburgh heritage in all Clevelanders' faces if the Steelers suck! You guys took the Super Bowl! Priorities, man! Come on, here. Help a Steelers fan surrounded by rabid-Browns-lovers out.
(2) How can I marry you if you have no teeth?!!