[ VOICEMAIL ]

[first_scorned]

[ There is a brief pause, lasting about five whole seconds before this SFC's owner says anything. ... It'll likely wait for at least three rings before the voicemail clicks on. ]

❝... This is Naoya. If you need something, then leave a message. If it's urgent, then send me a text instead; I'm not about to pay attention to fifty thousand messages.❞

[ And then... BEEEEEEEEEEP. ]