Tweets for Today

[first_lobster]

Twerters:

• 11:17 I'm going to clean & enjoy my last day of freedom. Jesus, these twitters are boring. Maybe I should do more so they will be more exciting? #
• 11:18 is going skydiving, planning to land on a remote island & will then track & kill a wild boar & BBQ it for the most extreme Labor Day EVER. #
• 13:09 Just trying to send an update from my

Comments

[first_lobster]

I know, right? I'm giving it a chance!

[pwcaulfield]

that's me (...obviously?) who just ...friended? you on twitter.
because i believe in internet consistency. i guess.

[first_lobster]

I also support internet consistency. :)