If Michael Bay had written "The Dark Knight"

[firni]

(from Spill, originally seen on Filmdrunk.com)

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:355506

For example:

BRUCE, ALFRED, and the GENERAL are all poring over an enormous computer monitor. It flickers with images of military tactical maps.

GENERAL
Now here, about 10 clicks south-southwest of the DMZ, our DC10s discovered a BDK with some CMVs.

ALFRED
So, you're saying the JOKER is hiding here, in the Middle East?

GENERAL
Exactly. Then, he repurposed the AAs for a wide angle of cover reaching around back here to PPD.

ALFRED
And then he set up an online computer defense grid?

GENERAL
Bingo.

ALFRED
Well then, what do we possibly do.

There is a heavy silence as they search for a solution. Finally, BRUCE's face lights up with equal parts brilliance and insanity.

BRUCE
We hack the internet.

ALFRED
Hack the internet?
GENERAL
No one's ever hacked the internet before.

Plus, for your entertainment: SPIDERMAN GONE WILD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXCAjUTy_UI <==== don't listen to that at work unless you have headphones, Spiderman got very angry.