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[firmlyantisnake]

Back in London again. Took my apparition test today to great success, I'm dying to try out cross-country apparition after seeing how quickly Zacharias got there for my birthday. Ah, to imagine that any time I get a craving for brie and tarte tatin I can be at the patisserie on the Quinzieme in less than five minutes. Speaking of my birthday, we

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[whatherocomplex]

Glad that I could help.

[firmlyantisnake]

Zacharias really owes you one. I'm too nice for the french. Still wi t h thkaklahuyhfh12x?

[mynamesnotzach]

I don't owe him anything!

[mynamesnotzach]

Wait. With what?

[whatherocomplex]

You know what? I reckon you're right. He does owe me one. If people keep using my name in chat-up lines like this I'm going to have to start charging royalties.

Still with the what?

[mynamesnotzach]

I wasn't trying to chat anyone up!!

[firmlyantisnake]

Oh yes because "Yeah, I've played him in quidditch loads of time. Beat him every time" isn't a chat up line.

[mynamesnotzach]

It is, but you're the one who said it!

[whatherocomplex]

Of course you weren't, Smith.

More importantly, did it work?

[firmlyantisnake]

It would have worked if Zacharias hadn't gotten nauseous after only three firewhiskeys. I swear his mum's macrobiotic diet has done him more harm than good.

[whatherocomplex]

I'll bet that rounded out his Undefeated Quidditch Prodigy title quite nicely.

[mynamesnotzach]

I never said that!

[whatherocomplex]

You didn't? What did you say?

[mynamesnotzach]

That my house won the cup this year, which is true. Justin was the one raving on about his bloody amazing "broomstick abilities."

[whatherocomplex]

Did you tell them about the ban keeping two of the other three teams from competing?

[mynamesnotzach]

You're the ones that got yourselves banned.