Why am I not working?
Fandom meme! This would work sooo much better if I didn't have such weird not-fitting fandoms, hahaha. What a cracktastic meme this is!
01. Ennis Del Mar [Brokeback Mountain]
02. Dr. Luka Kovak [ER]
03. Ron Weasley [Harry Potter]
04. Kitten [Breakfast on Pluto]
05. Wolverine [X-Men]
06. Napoleon Dynamite [Napoleon Dynamite]
07. Dr. Abby Lockhart [ER]
08. Shane [The L Word]
09. Sirius Black [Harry Potter]
10. Jack Twist [Brokeback Mountain]
11. Freddy Benson [Dirty Rotten Scoundrels]
12. Spiderman [Spiderman]
01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Napoleon Dynamite) or 11 (Freddy Benson)? What subjects would they teach?
Oh, lord. They'd both be horrible! Maybe Freddy would at least be able to teach a beginning acting class or something. Nothing in finances, please.
02. Do you think 4(Kitten) is hot? How hot?
Actually, yes, I rather do. Kitten is pretty damn hot, especially in the beginning of the movie (NOT as a child you sick person, after that but before the blonde hair, haha).
03. Would it make more sense for 2 (Dr. Luka Kovak) to swear fealty to 6 (Napoleon Dynamite), or the other way around?
Haha, the other way around. I can totally see Napoleon swearing fealty to Luka if Luka were to save his life or something. It'd be pretty hysterical, actually, hahaha.
04. For some reason, 5 (Wolverine) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 (Sirius Black) or with 10 (Jack Twist)?
BOTH. And then they could all have hot sex together. I don't care if Wolverine's straight.
05. 3 (Ron Weasley) challenges 10 (Jack Twist) to a duel. What happens?
Bahaha! I think Ron would actually win, because Jack would laugh at him and then Ron'd get angry. Plus the whole magic thing.
06. If 1 (Ennis Del Mar) stole 8 (Shane)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
I feel Shane would stealthily steal it back... She'd probably enlist her whole band of L Word friends and they'd hatch a plot.
07. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4(Kitten) and 1(Ennis Del Mar) to work together?
BAHAHA! Lord. Um, I don't even know. It'd have to be some sort of freak accident involving time travel and alternative lifestyles.
08. If you could command 3(Ron Weasley) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Um... get me a date with one of his brother? Any of them but Percy would by fine, kthx.
09. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11(Freddy Benson)?
Hahaha! No, and I'm not sure anyone in the world does.
10. If 2(Dr. Luka Kovak) had to choose sides between 4(Kitten) and 5(Wolverine), which would it be?
I think he'd probably choose Kitten, actually, who tends to fight crime (yes, in her imagination) in a much milder way than Wolverine, who tends to be kind of brutal. Wolverine and Luka probably wouldn't get along due to Wolverine's... er... lack of ethics, whereas I think once Kitten and Luka got to know each other they'd get along fine. I think Kitten would amuse Luka.
11. What might 10(Jack Twist) shout while charging into battle?
I think it'd be just general shouting, probably. Of course with the occasional "YEE-HAW!"
12. If you chose a song to represent 8(Shane), which song would you choose?
Something Tegan and Sara. Probably "Fix You Up."
13. 1(Ennis Del Mar), 6(Napoleon Dynamite), and 12(Spiderman) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Totally Ennis del Mar. Napoleon would just yell "GOSH!" and run awkwardly away. Spidey and Ennis would totally stare each other down, but Spidey'd get intimidated by Ennis' death stare.
14. What might be a good pick-up line for 2(Sirius Black) to use on 10(Jack Twist)?
I don't think Sirius would have to use a pick-up line, he could just leer at Jack a little and then BAM they'd be humping like rabbits.
15. What would 5(Wolverine) most likely be arrested for?
Assault and battery, of course!
16. If 11(Freddy Benson) and 9(Sirius Black) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Sirius, definitely. Freddy's just not very smart, and Sirius has magic on his side!
23. 1(Ennis Del Mar) and 9(Sirius Black) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4(Kitten)'s sinister secret organization. 11(Freddy Benson) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11(Freddy Benson) is actually a spy for 4(Kitten). Meanwhile, 4(Kitten) has kidnapped 12(Spiderman) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5(Wolverine), they seek out 3(Ron Weasley), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
I... I... I don't think any title could fully encapsulate such a crack!fic as that. I can't even imagine, hahaha.
And now, back to my insane workload. I have a test and a paper due monday, and then another test and another paper due tuesday. Then I have a lab notebook due wednesday and on thursday another lab notebook. THEN is finals week... I have a paper due thursday and two finals friday and another final the following tuesday. Hopefully I will live to tell the tale and not fail EVERYTHING EVER. ::weeps:: So I suppose you all know why I haven't been updating. Anyway I promise I'll make my triumphant return to LJ this summer, as I'll be trapped in my house... with my mother.
01. Ennis Del Mar [Brokeback Mountain]
02. Dr. Luka Kovak [ER]
03. Ron Weasley [Harry Potter]
04. Kitten [Breakfast on Pluto]
05. Wolverine [X-Men]
06. Napoleon Dynamite [Napoleon Dynamite]
07. Dr. Abby Lockhart [ER]
08. Shane [The L Word]
09. Sirius Black [Harry Potter]
10. Jack Twist [Brokeback Mountain]
11. Freddy Benson [Dirty Rotten Scoundrels]
12. Spiderman [Spiderman]
01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Napoleon Dynamite) or 11 (Freddy Benson)? What subjects would they teach?
Oh, lord. They'd both be horrible! Maybe Freddy would at least be able to teach a beginning acting class or something. Nothing in finances, please.
02. Do you think 4(Kitten) is hot? How hot?
Actually, yes, I rather do. Kitten is pretty damn hot, especially in the beginning of the movie (NOT as a child you sick person, after that but before the blonde hair, haha).
03. Would it make more sense for 2 (Dr. Luka Kovak) to swear fealty to 6 (Napoleon Dynamite), or the other way around?
Haha, the other way around. I can totally see Napoleon swearing fealty to Luka if Luka were to save his life or something. It'd be pretty hysterical, actually, hahaha.
04. For some reason, 5 (Wolverine) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 (Sirius Black) or with 10 (Jack Twist)?
BOTH. And then they could all have hot sex together. I don't care if Wolverine's straight.
05. 3 (Ron Weasley) challenges 10 (Jack Twist) to a duel. What happens?
Bahaha! I think Ron would actually win, because Jack would laugh at him and then Ron'd get angry. Plus the whole magic thing.
06. If 1 (Ennis Del Mar) stole 8 (Shane)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
I feel Shane would stealthily steal it back... She'd probably enlist her whole band of L Word friends and they'd hatch a plot.
07. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4(Kitten) and 1(Ennis Del Mar) to work together?
BAHAHA! Lord. Um, I don't even know. It'd have to be some sort of freak accident involving time travel and alternative lifestyles.
08. If you could command 3(Ron Weasley) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Um... get me a date with one of his brother? Any of them but Percy would by fine, kthx.
09. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11(Freddy Benson)?
Hahaha! No, and I'm not sure anyone in the world does.
10. If 2(Dr. Luka Kovak) had to choose sides between 4(Kitten) and 5(Wolverine), which would it be?
I think he'd probably choose Kitten, actually, who tends to fight crime (yes, in her imagination) in a much milder way than Wolverine, who tends to be kind of brutal. Wolverine and Luka probably wouldn't get along due to Wolverine's... er... lack of ethics, whereas I think once Kitten and Luka got to know each other they'd get along fine. I think Kitten would amuse Luka.
11. What might 10(Jack Twist) shout while charging into battle?
I think it'd be just general shouting, probably. Of course with the occasional "YEE-HAW!"
12. If you chose a song to represent 8(Shane), which song would you choose?
Something Tegan and Sara. Probably "Fix You Up."
13. 1(Ennis Del Mar), 6(Napoleon Dynamite), and 12(Spiderman) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Totally Ennis del Mar. Napoleon would just yell "GOSH!" and run awkwardly away. Spidey and Ennis would totally stare each other down, but Spidey'd get intimidated by Ennis' death stare.
14. What might be a good pick-up line for 2(Sirius Black) to use on 10(Jack Twist)?
I don't think Sirius would have to use a pick-up line, he could just leer at Jack a little and then BAM they'd be humping like rabbits.
15. What would 5(Wolverine) most likely be arrested for?
Assault and battery, of course!
16. If 11(Freddy Benson) and 9(Sirius Black) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Sirius, definitely. Freddy's just not very smart, and Sirius has magic on his side!
23. 1(Ennis Del Mar) and 9(Sirius Black) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4(Kitten)'s sinister secret organization. 11(Freddy Benson) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11(Freddy Benson) is actually a spy for 4(Kitten). Meanwhile, 4(Kitten) has kidnapped 12(Spiderman) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5(Wolverine), they seek out 3(Ron Weasley), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
I... I... I don't think any title could fully encapsulate such a crack!fic as that. I can't even imagine, hahaha.
And now, back to my insane workload. I have a test and a paper due monday, and then another test and another paper due tuesday. Then I have a lab notebook due wednesday and on thursday another lab notebook. THEN is finals week... I have a paper due thursday and two finals friday and another final the following tuesday. Hopefully I will live to tell the tale and not fail EVERYTHING EVER. ::weeps:: So I suppose you all know why I haven't been updating. Anyway I promise I'll make my triumphant return to LJ this summer, as I'll be trapped in my house... with my mother.