Kstew, diaf.
Dear Kristen Stewart,
Please die in a fire. You ruin everything you touch. You somehow manage to make bad characters even worse, and we would like you to stop. Immediately. Thanks.
Sincerely,
The Movie-Goers of America
SERIOUSLY THOUGH. as if Bella wasn't bad enough in the book, WHAT THE FUCK? DOES SHE EVEN HAVE EMOTIONS? LIKE, EVER? i almost wanted a Bella-sob-fest-for-no-reason because Kstew is such a goddamn monotone zombie i wanted to beat my head in with a paint can.
Redeeming Qualities:
1. occasional really-well-done cinematography. the piano scene? very nice.
2. Charlie. omg, perfect.
3. Alice. adorbs!!
4. Rpattz rare hot moments. OK, I KNOW... but there were a couple "dayum.... wut?" moments of which i am not proud.
Utterly Ridiculous:
1. sparkles.
2. physics. OR COMPLETE LACK THERE OF?
3. the fact that ILM contributed to these vfx. GROW UP, ILM. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS.
4. Jasper's hair. (but he's still adorbs)
5. THE DVD MENU. THAT SHIT IS ON SOME DRUGS. THE BAD KIND.
ok, i'm done talking about twatlight for now. i have to wake up at 3:30am -___-
Please die in a fire. You ruin everything you touch. You somehow manage to make bad characters even worse, and we would like you to stop. Immediately. Thanks.
Sincerely,
The Movie-Goers of America
SERIOUSLY THOUGH. as if Bella wasn't bad enough in the book, WHAT THE FUCK? DOES SHE EVEN HAVE EMOTIONS? LIKE, EVER? i almost wanted a Bella-sob-fest-for-no-reason because Kstew is such a goddamn monotone zombie i wanted to beat my head in with a paint can.
Redeeming Qualities:
1. occasional really-well-done cinematography. the piano scene? very nice.
2. Charlie. omg, perfect.
3. Alice. adorbs!!
4. Rpattz rare hot moments. OK, I KNOW... but there were a couple "dayum.... wut?" moments of which i am not proud.
Utterly Ridiculous:
1. sparkles.
2. physics. OR COMPLETE LACK THERE OF?
3. the fact that ILM contributed to these vfx. GROW UP, ILM. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS.
4. Jasper's hair. (but he's still adorbs)
5. THE DVD MENU. THAT SHIT IS ON SOME DRUGS. THE BAD KIND.
ok, i'm done talking about twatlight for now. i have to wake up at 3:30am -___-