The funniest pun ever, of all time.
I literally laughed untill I cried when i heard this one. Luckily it was on a completely empty bus save for one old man and the driver, otherwise it would have been ackward.
Straight off of Bob and Tom's "Give me an F" - Hawaii
Geechy Guy: And we saw the Cpt. Cooke memorial. Cpt. Cooke monument, you know who that was? He was the guy who discovered Hawaii- well he discovered there were already people there
Bob: Mmhmm..
Guy: But he was the first European, and then they killed him.
*laughter*
Guy: Well you know, it was a long story; they thought he was a god and all that stuff. And then there was another monument down the beach and stuff, the Cpt. Crunch monument. A little lesser known...
*more laughter*
Guy: It was where he discovered the crunch berry.
Bob: Is that right?
Guy: Yea... he was killed too, by the same people that killed Cpt. Cooke...
Bob: I didn't know that.
Guy: Buncha cereal killers.
Straight off of Bob and Tom's "Give me an F" - Hawaii
Geechy Guy: And we saw the Cpt. Cooke memorial. Cpt. Cooke monument, you know who that was? He was the guy who discovered Hawaii- well he discovered there were already people there
Bob: Mmhmm..
Guy: But he was the first European, and then they killed him.
*laughter*
Guy: Well you know, it was a long story; they thought he was a god and all that stuff. And then there was another monument down the beach and stuff, the Cpt. Crunch monument. A little lesser known...
*more laughter*
Guy: It was where he discovered the crunch berry.
Bob: Is that right?
Guy: Yea... he was killed too, by the same people that killed Cpt. Cooke...
Bob: I didn't know that.
Guy: Buncha cereal killers.