uwe eat bolls

[firestorm]

do yourself a favor and read this review of Alone in the Dark, and chase it with a visit to director Uwe Boll's official website before it's fixed. hilarity is destined to ensue.

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[suicideking4766]

You realize this shitheap is now directing another videogame movie with GANDHI in it, right? Ben fucking Kingsley, plus the pieceofass from Terminator 3.

[firestorm]

Bloodrayne, right?

i read through some of the other message board posts on IMDB and there is speculation and rumor that he's also trying to acquire rights to the following:

House of the Dead 2
Fear Effect
Metal Gear Solid
Max Payne
Suffering
Vice City
Half-Life
Halo
Hitman
Dungeon Siege
Far Cry
Hunter the Reckoning
Counter-Strike

and here is a random (and un-funny) image:

[suicideking4766]

I've heard rumours to that effect a billion fucking times. Valve told him to fuck off with his Half Life interest and Microsoft would never let a half-baked nuggetfucker of Germanic descent get close to fondling Halo, much less fucking it up the ass.

I used to complain about Paul W.S. Anderson (not PT), but Uwe Boll takes the cake.

[firestorm]

paul w.s. anderson deserves some of that cake too though. hate on.

[suicideking4766]

Yes yes. W.S. is still an ass. Uwe Boll, P.W.S.A. and Joel Schumacher all deserve a special place in hell.

Have you even played Half Life 2 yet?

[firestorm]

i would have to have played Halo first..

i'm out of the loop.

i miss RTCW.