thats messed up dude!

Oct 12, 2004 18:27

I got this idea from genius10 from here

Just expanded a bit on it...

You might Mexican if....

......you know Menudo is more than a band Ricky Martin was in.

......tequila doesn't do shit to you.

......you consider 'taco bell' american food.

......you or your family members speak like the taco bell dog.

......you've ever had a carne asada.

......you have a male family member over 40 that still plays soccer or 'beisbol.'

......you can point over the border to family on the other side.

......you knew about 'tecate' and 'dos equis' way before any of your white friends.

......you refer to any one with 'el' or 'la' first, such as 'el jose,' 'la martha.'

......you know how to make 'pico de gallo.'

......you think the 'enchurito' was a bunch of crap, it may have tasted good, but a failed name.

......you've ever danced a 'corrida.'

......ever hit a piñata with a broken broom.

......you have tortillas in your fridge as you read this.

......you think 'chile' is its own food group to be used as a side dish not a condiment.

......you have ever fit 8 people in a car meant for 4.

......you know a 'wrap' is nothing more than a cold burrito.

......you know beer and family gatherings don't mix well.

......you've seen 'born in east L.A.' so many times you know the song.

......you would eat 'chicharones' but if anyone ever offered you a pork rind, you would turn it down.

......you've ever had a 'raspa.'

......your grandma always talks about 'la virgen.'

......you know hearing your mom call you by your first middle and last name means trouble.

......you've never complained about not having a tan.

......you speak "spanglish" fluently.
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