Essay: It's So Hard To Find Good Help These Days

May 26, 2011 18:31

As my current icon may indicate, the best discovery I've made this month by far has to be the complete DVD set of a cartoon I adored when it was on the air, Pirates of Dark Water.  Originally a five-part miniseries that eventually extended to 21 episodes, Dark Water was fun, colorful and entertaining, and while I'm upset that it was cancelled ( Read more... )

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moon_doggy June 1 2011, 13:06:29 UTC
I'm glad you mentioned supporting villains... since most of my stuff is a one-trick pony revolving around them. You can't have a good story without good supporting villains. Besides, who's going to beat the tar out of the hero just before he faces off with the ultimate evil dude? I just dislike how when a supporting villain is actually doing their frikking job, only to have fangirls throw 'cannon sue' at them.

Oh, yes. Supporting characters are more than just fight fodder or a distraction to give the main dude/chick a "Look at me!" moment. They do so much. Like you said, some of our heroes were so awkward/power-limited/stubborn/naïve/not the brightest bulb in the box/unlucky (or in Lion-o case, a 10 year old, literally, trapped in a 20 year olds body) that if they didn't have the supporting cast, they'd be pushing daises with the evil overlord peeing all over their grave. When will sue-writers get the fact that; most writers already have a dynamic in play. And, they don't need your "Sue Army" to make things more interesting. If they did, they'd add the newbies themselves, thank you very much.

Or, heaven forbid... a sue-writer actually decides to use the dynamic of “an existing supporting character” to help out the hero! Aw, it's the end of the world, man!

Oh, and speaking of princess defending, don't forget... Sprite is also the crowned princess of the frikking fairies! Not that any sue-writer would remember that - but forget that and she'd electrocute ya with her royal fairy-power (like how she would zap Gannon in the ass - ah, memories). :D

You know...
If you'd teamed up the "Voltron" blue cat, Battle Cat, Byakune and that condecending toucan-koala thingy on "She-Ra"... they'd take over the world.

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firestar9mm June 1 2011, 13:48:45 UTC
While we're on the subject, did anyone else get creeped out by the canonical affection between Cheetara and Liono? That didn't seem weird to them given his accelerated aging?

That's right! Spryte's father was King Oberon of the fairies--that's how she was able to transform Link back to normal with a kiss when that witch turned him into a frog.

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Man, I miss the 80s. moon_doggy June 1 2011, 15:17:48 UTC
Seriously, that Zelda show has to be one of the most campiest things ever. But, it was the cracked-out amusement you needed on Friday; the weekend, no school. I have the series on VHS (yeah, I said VHS).

Though I like Spryte, I have to admit... I think the only sane people in that show was Link's horse and the monster-thingy that orginized a strike agients Ganon. Even the Hylinians were nuts, man. Link beign the worse... remember when he dropped and BROKE the damn Triforce? :D

Link: Why did it stop glowing? Oh, man... Zelda's gonna KILL me!

I wasn't creeped out, though. But, I though Lion-o's flirting with any chick/animal-hybrid/Amazon was kind of disturbing. I mean, come on... he's younger then those Kit-Kat twins. But, for me - I loved Mum-ra mumblings to himself. They were halarious. Or his talking to Ma-Mutt (with his little dog house and all).

Mu-ha-ha-ha... good dog. Good Ma-mutt.

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Re: Man, I miss the 80s. firestar9mm June 13 2011, 17:20:07 UTC
Liono was the James T. Kirk of the Thundercats--regardless of what maelstrom raged around him, he would always mack it to whatever female character showed up. Especially Willa, the Amazon sharpshooter, and she had tons of issues of her own.

LMAO Ma-Mutt...

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Re: Man, I miss the 80s. moon_doggy June 20 2011, 21:59:43 UTC
Really! How can you not love Ma-Mutt?!



Gooooood, Ma-Mutt. Gooood, good... Ma-Mutt. Ha, ha... MU-HA-HA-Ha-HA!

Of course Mum-Ra built a little doghouse next to his sarcophagus, and all. Becasue the dog never screwed up. Once. He rivals that blue cat in usefulness. However, Ma-Mutt can fly. No, I'm serious... can.

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