why, when you're being a bully, you should be sure your victim doesn't have AN ARMY OF BUFFALO OMG
Surely this has made the rounds of LJ before, but on the chance it didn't... Battle at Kruger. A baby water buffalo gets taken down by lions at the edge of a water hole. Then crocs come up for a bite o' baby, and the lions deal with that. Then the few grownup buffalo the pride scared away at the beginning return -- with absolutely everyone -- and kick the lions' asses. And baby jumps up to rejoin the herd.
I can't help getting kinda smug when vegetarians win. *smugs*
ETA: Quick Sparrington ficlet rec: Unfair Tactical Advantage by kayliemalinza. The summary didn't make me read it, but the rating comment did: "PG-13 for Jack's helpless lecherous observations." Chee!
I can't help getting kinda smug when vegetarians win. *smugs*
ETA: Quick Sparrington ficlet rec: Unfair Tactical Advantage by kayliemalinza. The summary didn't make me read it, but the rating comment did: "PG-13 for Jack's helpless lecherous observations." Chee!