Ah...the joys of spoofing commercial holidays...
My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 egyptgoddesss a-gyrating.11 aaronins a-drumming.10 complexsouls a-clucking.9 captnhooks a-piping.8 princessdragas a-squeezing.7 galacticlibras a-massaging.6 ivsandys a-raving.5 blue sumthin_wickeds.4 sniffing ssneils.3 British fadingmemoriess.2 horse semajwss.And a wildcard_dmh in a raspberry tree.Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.