PUMPKIN PIE THIEVERY!
Yeah so Thanksgiving was good. On wednesday night (aka Black Wednesday) I had plans to go to hawkeyes with the peoples. However when I got out of work, Ernesto picked me up and we went to WOW because a bunch of people were there eating and "pre-gaming" it before Hawkeyes. Seeing as though WOW is a lot cheaper to eat and drink its not a bad idea. So we went over there for a while. I only had 2 budlights and some Asian style chicken tossers, which were great btw. I love the asian sauce from WOW.
Anyways, then we headed over the Hawkeyes. We were able to sneak in little Melissa with my ID. Those people are total 'Tards there, they never really look at the IDs. When I had my fake, they were just like, okay. And the guy knew it was a fake cuz Omero Told him! And this time we gave the dude the same ID within the same 20 min. I mean my name is kinda weird, you'd think it would stand out if you saw two Zulema's right? but no, Tards I tell you. So yeah, its okay cuz we didn't have her really drink anything. I took away the shot that Dan got her and then made him drink it. I sent Ernesto to get her a virgin pina colada. Although she did have a Blow Job with Me, Jackie, and Yuvia. Its Baileys irish cream so I guess its ok. The rest of the evening was fun. Mikolo actually came. And he invited some of his peeps. I got to meet his lady friend. But by the time they got there he was messed up. But then again, He'd been drinking since 5pm of course by 10 he was gonna be trashed. I left a little past 10 cuz I was gonna be getting up early the next day to finish my cakes.
Thanksgiving was good. First I went with Ernesto to his aunts house. We had some turkey made "mole" style and arroz con gandules. It was more like barbacoa. It was good. It was his grandma's bday so they had a little cake for her. They liked my boston creme cake (pfffew!) so that was good. However I came home to my other cake having been ruined by my mother. Because I TOLD her I would put the frosting and shit on it when I came home but apparently she took it upon herself to just take the creme filling and slop it all over the cake and throw some sprinkles on it. Disgusting! I was SO pissed! I still am. I went to jewel on tuesday night at 10pm to buy the stuff and came home to bake those damn cakes and was up to like almost 1am getting them ready so that I could have my cakes done and be able to go out on wednesday night. The rest of the food was good. Chicken and Ham with mashed potatoes. Its funny how I go from a "mexican style" thanksgiving dinner to a more americanized dinner at my house.
Oh but the funniest thing of all night was the pumpkin pie theft! When we started on the desserts my mom went outside to get the pumpkin pie cuz she'd put it outside on the little bench thing since the fridge was already packed with beer and food. So she comes back in and she's holding a box that is compeletely chewed up on one side by some kind of animal and the box is EMPTY! I was wtf?! She said that the pie was nowhere to be seen but the box was there. Apparently the squirrels, possums, raccoons and or evil bunnies had a feast of MY PUMPKIN PIE! Those bastards. Later in the evening I saw my mom going outside again and I yell to her "did you find your pie yet!?" and she had found it near the Shed but then took it and threw it in a corner of the yard so that the animals did not go in the shed and cause further destruction. It was like a scene from Over the Hedge! That's it i'm calling the Verminator! LOL!
So whatever, It was all good. After that we watced Accepted. Somehow it was way funnier than the first time I saw it. I was in tears througout a good chunk of it. And after that, everyone went home. So that was it. All in all, not too shabby.
Anyways, then we headed over the Hawkeyes. We were able to sneak in little Melissa with my ID. Those people are total 'Tards there, they never really look at the IDs. When I had my fake, they were just like, okay. And the guy knew it was a fake cuz Omero Told him! And this time we gave the dude the same ID within the same 20 min. I mean my name is kinda weird, you'd think it would stand out if you saw two Zulema's right? but no, Tards I tell you. So yeah, its okay cuz we didn't have her really drink anything. I took away the shot that Dan got her and then made him drink it. I sent Ernesto to get her a virgin pina colada. Although she did have a Blow Job with Me, Jackie, and Yuvia. Its Baileys irish cream so I guess its ok. The rest of the evening was fun. Mikolo actually came. And he invited some of his peeps. I got to meet his lady friend. But by the time they got there he was messed up. But then again, He'd been drinking since 5pm of course by 10 he was gonna be trashed. I left a little past 10 cuz I was gonna be getting up early the next day to finish my cakes.
Thanksgiving was good. First I went with Ernesto to his aunts house. We had some turkey made "mole" style and arroz con gandules. It was more like barbacoa. It was good. It was his grandma's bday so they had a little cake for her. They liked my boston creme cake (pfffew!) so that was good. However I came home to my other cake having been ruined by my mother. Because I TOLD her I would put the frosting and shit on it when I came home but apparently she took it upon herself to just take the creme filling and slop it all over the cake and throw some sprinkles on it. Disgusting! I was SO pissed! I still am. I went to jewel on tuesday night at 10pm to buy the stuff and came home to bake those damn cakes and was up to like almost 1am getting them ready so that I could have my cakes done and be able to go out on wednesday night. The rest of the food was good. Chicken and Ham with mashed potatoes. Its funny how I go from a "mexican style" thanksgiving dinner to a more americanized dinner at my house.
Oh but the funniest thing of all night was the pumpkin pie theft! When we started on the desserts my mom went outside to get the pumpkin pie cuz she'd put it outside on the little bench thing since the fridge was already packed with beer and food. So she comes back in and she's holding a box that is compeletely chewed up on one side by some kind of animal and the box is EMPTY! I was wtf?! She said that the pie was nowhere to be seen but the box was there. Apparently the squirrels, possums, raccoons and or evil bunnies had a feast of MY PUMPKIN PIE! Those bastards. Later in the evening I saw my mom going outside again and I yell to her "did you find your pie yet!?" and she had found it near the Shed but then took it and threw it in a corner of the yard so that the animals did not go in the shed and cause further destruction. It was like a scene from Over the Hedge! That's it i'm calling the Verminator! LOL!
So whatever, It was all good. After that we watced Accepted. Somehow it was way funnier than the first time I saw it. I was in tears througout a good chunk of it. And after that, everyone went home. So that was it. All in all, not too shabby.