Aug 15, 2004 18:32
I forgot to write this a while ago but it was amusing...
I love downtown tucson...we were driving to the Our Cure the Rockship show and I see this store...I don't remember what it was called but it advertised real big under it's name
Tools Cars Guns
or something along those lines...
I love it...only in downtown tucson can you buy all the needed essentials for a murder.
"Midnight? Planning a murder? No where to go? Come to us...we've got everything you need! Tools for that snazzy break-in? GOT THEM! Guns for that oh-so-perfect death? GOT THEM! Cars for that quick getaway? GOT THEM! Just 1 mile south of Lou's body bag shop! We currently have a sale of buy one gun get one half off for the optional Guilt Induced Post-Murder Suicide *wink*"
(No theres not really a body bag shop)
Seriously...wtf?