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Aug 15, 2004 18:32


I forgot to write this a while ago but it was amusing...

I love downtown tucson...we were driving to the Our Cure the Rockship show and I see this store...I don't remember what it was called but it advertised real big under it's name

Tools   Cars    Guns

or something along those lines...

I love it...only in downtown tucson can you buy all the needed essentials for a murder.

"Midnight?  Planning a murder? No where to go?  Come to us...we've got everything you need!  Tools for that snazzy break-in?  GOT THEM!  Guns for that oh-so-perfect death?  GOT THEM!  Cars for that quick getaway? GOT THEM!  Just 1 mile south of Lou's body bag shop!  We currently have a sale of buy one gun get one half off for the optional Guilt Induced Post-Murder Suicide *wink*"

(No theres not really a body bag shop)

Seriously...wtf?
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