Hey look! I'm masturbating!
Yes I tricked you. And yes I am a dirty rotten whore.
No not really. I just said that to get you to look at my journal. I am, however, sitting at the computer, in nothing but a bra and pajama pants. Ha ha don't you wish you were here.
Probably not, sadly.
I am so mellow, in a happy-ish mood. I wanna make out now. When my mom gets home, I am making brownies. Mmmm, brownies.
I really don't have much to say. Isn't that sad? Yes I think it is. Earlier I was really sad, and kind of cynical. you could go to my xanga, if you so desire. And yes, I have 3 online journals. This is because I am a fag, and I *crave* the cock.
oh and my xanga name is neuroticscallywag, because I am a scallywag, and I am neurotic.
-schitzo SARA
No not really. I just said that to get you to look at my journal. I am, however, sitting at the computer, in nothing but a bra and pajama pants. Ha ha don't you wish you were here.
Probably not, sadly.
I am so mellow, in a happy-ish mood. I wanna make out now. When my mom gets home, I am making brownies. Mmmm, brownies.
I really don't have much to say. Isn't that sad? Yes I think it is. Earlier I was really sad, and kind of cynical. you could go to my xanga, if you so desire. And yes, I have 3 online journals. This is because I am a fag, and I *crave* the cock.
oh and my xanga name is neuroticscallywag, because I am a scallywag, and I am neurotic.
-schitzo SARA