Just For Matt.....
this one comes from butter's closet of irony....
reasons why i hate lists: (in no particular order)
1.) i don't get half the jokes
2.) they don't convey a feeling of a conversation
3.) it's the easy way out
4.) they are never the right length
5.) you always leave something out that you didn't mean to leave out
6.) they look stupid when the item is too long
7.) they tend not to arive at any sort of conclusion
8.) people alwasy expect you to have 10 items....
that's why i hate lists.
another entry from the closet -
as i was driving back from colonie center with katie, we passed a house on the corner of campagnia and sand creek that had it's sprinklers on - in a driving rainstorm. we here at the fire department have automated sprinklers - but they tend not to go on when it's raining......
point of irony for the day: when we took our manditory physical exams for the fd, the first question was, and i quote, "do you know how to read?" well, no, but i understand irony like a sonofabitch......
i think that's all i've got to say for now. right about this time tomorrow, i'll be landing in partly-sunny san francisco. i can't wait. if anyone needs to get a hold of me, i'll have my cell phone on the whole time. meaning if i don't answer, i don't really want to talk to you.... j/k
cj: "did you know that we had a president that looked like abe lincoln?"
butters: "did you say hey blinkin?"
cj: "no, abe lincoln"
my time is up, you've been great. enjoy huey lewis and the news.
reasons why i hate lists: (in no particular order)
1.) i don't get half the jokes
2.) they don't convey a feeling of a conversation
3.) it's the easy way out
4.) they are never the right length
5.) you always leave something out that you didn't mean to leave out
6.) they look stupid when the item is too long
7.) they tend not to arive at any sort of conclusion
8.) people alwasy expect you to have 10 items....
that's why i hate lists.
another entry from the closet -
as i was driving back from colonie center with katie, we passed a house on the corner of campagnia and sand creek that had it's sprinklers on - in a driving rainstorm. we here at the fire department have automated sprinklers - but they tend not to go on when it's raining......
point of irony for the day: when we took our manditory physical exams for the fd, the first question was, and i quote, "do you know how to read?" well, no, but i understand irony like a sonofabitch......
i think that's all i've got to say for now. right about this time tomorrow, i'll be landing in partly-sunny san francisco. i can't wait. if anyone needs to get a hold of me, i'll have my cell phone on the whole time. meaning if i don't answer, i don't really want to talk to you.... j/k
cj: "did you know that we had a president that looked like abe lincoln?"
butters: "did you say hey blinkin?"
cj: "no, abe lincoln"
my time is up, you've been great. enjoy huey lewis and the news.