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No luck finding a new job opportunity today. Nothing really comes to mind. I'd adore working in a music, video, or bookstore. Mom made me apply to Giant Eagle. She's being a little too helpful...
I went to Salvation Army today, got like 3 pairs of khaki-ish pants and a strange pair of green flare-type pants that remind me of astroturf, or a well-trimmed lawn, but in a good way if that's possible. They only added up to about 5 bucks all together, so it was a good deal. I usually never find ANYTHING at Sal Val, so I was naturally thrilled. You don't have to be though.
And just as mom pulled out of downtown Beaver Falls, quickly because neither one of us likes being down there, I asked mom if the people working at Sal Val got paid.
She was like, "Huh? Oh, yeah, they get paid. Why?" My reply: "I wonder if they'd hire me..." Mom: "You should have asked." Me: "Can we go back really quick so I can ask?"
At this point, mom reminds me that it's 3:00 pm and the kiddies will be coming home soon. Like they can't walk down the street by themselves and open the front door. Seriously. Oh my God, the kids might have to use their underdeveloped BRAINS for that maneuver. How will they survive?
Heheheh...
I have to watch my modeling "How to Hand Out Samples" bullshit video sometime before next Sunday, because handing out small pamphlets is hard work for the other, more idiotic models.
I also have to turn in my disgusting smock that belongs to Toys R Hell. I'm keeping my 2 buttons though. If they want them back, they'll have to pry them from my cold, dead fingers. Bastards. Oh, and speaking of Hell...
*Calls Dante Alighieri* "Mr. Alighieri? Hi! This is Liz. I love your work. However, I find that your Inferno is missing a circle. Which one? The one for Toys R Us. Thank-you. Uh-huh. Yes, that's right. Coupons and ten dollar gift cards. Thanks again! You too! Bye!" *Hangs up receiver.*
Now, if only that phone call were possible...
~Liz
I went to Salvation Army today, got like 3 pairs of khaki-ish pants and a strange pair of green flare-type pants that remind me of astroturf, or a well-trimmed lawn, but in a good way if that's possible. They only added up to about 5 bucks all together, so it was a good deal. I usually never find ANYTHING at Sal Val, so I was naturally thrilled. You don't have to be though.
And just as mom pulled out of downtown Beaver Falls, quickly because neither one of us likes being down there, I asked mom if the people working at Sal Val got paid.
She was like, "Huh? Oh, yeah, they get paid. Why?" My reply: "I wonder if they'd hire me..." Mom: "You should have asked." Me: "Can we go back really quick so I can ask?"
At this point, mom reminds me that it's 3:00 pm and the kiddies will be coming home soon. Like they can't walk down the street by themselves and open the front door. Seriously. Oh my God, the kids might have to use their underdeveloped BRAINS for that maneuver. How will they survive?
Heheheh...
I have to watch my modeling "How to Hand Out Samples" bullshit video sometime before next Sunday, because handing out small pamphlets is hard work for the other, more idiotic models.
I also have to turn in my disgusting smock that belongs to Toys R Hell. I'm keeping my 2 buttons though. If they want them back, they'll have to pry them from my cold, dead fingers. Bastards. Oh, and speaking of Hell...
*Calls Dante Alighieri* "Mr. Alighieri? Hi! This is Liz. I love your work. However, I find that your Inferno is missing a circle. Which one? The one for Toys R Us. Thank-you. Uh-huh. Yes, that's right. Coupons and ten dollar gift cards. Thanks again! You too! Bye!" *Hangs up receiver.*
Now, if only that phone call were possible...
~Liz