[i hate glee. even more i hate klaine. and i wish tumblr would go to hell.]
days left until next glee: 35
WHAT IS GLEE DOING TO ME. OR MORE LIKE, KLAINE FANDOM. I CAN'T EVEN.
1; i haven't heard about starkids or a very potter musical before glee yet alone darren criss. since he got a part in the show fangirls switched from being gleeks (kurtsies) to darrenks and fandom is now about 99% darren related spasms, 0.9% klaine related and 0.1% kurt related. it's like the show is about darren only (i'm talking about slash part of fans). so, wanting or not i watched a few things with darren. fuck it. i wish internet would die. .......... he's adorable. darren will grow on me soon, i swear.
2; kurt and mercedes. i WANT. same for kurt and quinn. somehow as much as i find kurt and rachel adorable i don't want to see more of them if it means seeing less of other things. but kurt and his ladies is so priceless it makes me grit my teeth and give off sounds like "awww" "uwwww" "weeeew" and other embarrassing ones. god, help my brothers, please)
3;
try not to love him. it's impossible. he's adorkable. i wanna go around the streets, hands tied, both having moronic smiles.
4; "i hate glee" she said as she openened isohunt.com and typed "katy perry" in order to download whole discography. "i really hate this stupid show" she sobbed as she made a note to check out broadway shows and old movies. and yes, that's about me.
5; things fanon established:
1. blaine loves katy perry,
2. kurt loves gaga,
3. blaine is a slob,
4. blaine loves harry potter,
5. kurt cannot live without coffe, he turns into furious bitch without it (OH MY GOD, JUST LIKE ME) 6. wes knows krav maga,
7. kurt's erogenous zone is behind/under his ear,
8. kurt drinks coffee making sex noises + many others. this fandom is awesome.
6; please, please, let not sam x kurt happen. PLEASE. and it's not because i'm a kum hater or anything. it's just... i think kurt should be with a gay boyfriend, not bisexual. and sam can't be gay. i don't believe in gays who screw chicks and look amused by it. it's too much even for theatricality. with anything that's happening kurt's first boyfriend should be at least gay. little baby shouldn't be afraid of fighting both girls and boys for his love which would happen with sam. i'm bisexual myself so i know how screwed up both heterosexual and homosexual societies can be towards us. so no, no to sam. at least for now. besides there's even less inclination that he might be feeling something for kurt than with blaine (and seriously, i still don't see klaine much in canon. in fics, yes, in canon - no). and as much as i now i can't expect glee to be rational and to build up relationships i'm still... not sure. so i say no to kum and i settle for canon!klaine as there's nothing else in sight. after reading shitload of klaine fics i mix fanon and canon and i'm an excited puppy but when i close my eyes and try to think about actual storyline i'm still sour. we'll see, we'll see. BUT I DON'T HATE KUM.
WHAT IS GLEE DOING TO ME. OR MORE LIKE, KLAINE FANDOM. I CAN'T EVEN.
1; i haven't heard about starkids or a very potter musical before glee yet alone darren criss. since he got a part in the show fangirls switched from being gleeks (kurtsies) to darrenks and fandom is now about 99% darren related spasms, 0.9% klaine related and 0.1% kurt related. it's like the show is about darren only (i'm talking about slash part of fans). so, wanting or not i watched a few things with darren. fuck it. i wish internet would die. .......... he's adorable. darren will grow on me soon, i swear.
2; kurt and mercedes. i WANT. same for kurt and quinn. somehow as much as i find kurt and rachel adorable i don't want to see more of them if it means seeing less of other things. but kurt and his ladies is so priceless it makes me grit my teeth and give off sounds like "awww" "uwwww" "weeeew" and other embarrassing ones. god, help my brothers, please)
3;
Click to viewtry not to love him. it's impossible. he's adorkable. i wanna go around the streets, hands tied, both having moronic smiles.
4; "i hate glee" she said as she openened isohunt.com and typed "katy perry" in order to download whole discography. "i really hate this stupid show" she sobbed as she made a note to check out broadway shows and old movies. and yes, that's about me.
5; things fanon established:
1. blaine loves katy perry,
2. kurt loves gaga,
3. blaine is a slob,
4. blaine loves harry potter,
5. kurt cannot live without coffe, he turns into furious bitch without it (OH MY GOD, JUST LIKE ME) 6. wes knows krav maga,
7. kurt's erogenous zone is behind/under his ear,
8. kurt drinks coffee making sex noises + many others. this fandom is awesome.
6; please, please, let not sam x kurt happen. PLEASE. and it's not because i'm a kum hater or anything. it's just... i think kurt should be with a gay boyfriend, not bisexual. and sam can't be gay. i don't believe in gays who screw chicks and look amused by it. it's too much even for theatricality. with anything that's happening kurt's first boyfriend should be at least gay. little baby shouldn't be afraid of fighting both girls and boys for his love which would happen with sam. i'm bisexual myself so i know how screwed up both heterosexual and homosexual societies can be towards us. so no, no to sam. at least for now. besides there's even less inclination that he might be feeling something for kurt than with blaine (and seriously, i still don't see klaine much in canon. in fics, yes, in canon - no). and as much as i now i can't expect glee to be rational and to build up relationships i'm still... not sure. so i say no to kum and i settle for canon!klaine as there's nothing else in sight. after reading shitload of klaine fics i mix fanon and canon and i'm an excited puppy but when i close my eyes and try to think about actual storyline i'm still sour. we'll see, we'll see. BUT I DON'T HATE KUM.