Headdesk
Oh my god my weekend. If I told you about it you literally would not believe me. It sounds like the plot of a telenovela.
Here's a brief summary of the period between 4pm Friday and 2am Sunday:
Love triangle
Drama
Breakup (not mine)
Tears
Screaming match
Midnight move out
Unwelcome house guests who abandoned their children at Mom's house with no warning
35 pounds of produce
Memorial service
Tears
Jaw-dropping display of assholery
Screaming match
Fight
911 Call
Alcohol
Threesome (also not mine)
Hysterics (mine)
Dishes
Oh, and did I mention the major bit of my master's project is due in nine days?
So, umm, how was your weekend?
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