What I got for Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for firegoddess_21:
Day #Who?What they got you1stgaffian inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times2ndleetjesusa one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets3rdcerridwenja tube of Crabs-Be-Gone4thfixturea penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE5thpixystixyA world-reknowned sexual teacher6thmasterjenjena fishnet body stocking7thcerridwenja big, sloppy kiss8thicetulipa taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'9thicetulipA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed10thmasterjenjenLED christmas anal beads11thlightningryderA all expense paid trip to the Red Light District12thicetulipA world-reknowned sexual teacherTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:Hey, I think I just invented this position
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Dawnya is most likely to get laid in Guinea, in a cathedral.
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