I NEED A LAWYER!
I'm thinking of hiring remi as my lawyer cause she is pretty good but if n e other ppl think they can b a good laywer for me please tell me and i'll test u to see if u r good for the job.
Heres the reason y i need a lawyer...
M=MOm
B= me, beth
M & B argue about stuff like aol, grades, my emoinal aspect of life, and my mental health, her mental health for bein weird and arguin w/ me about this and other stuff then my mom says..
M- "we r goin to have a family meetin"
B- "U always say that"
M- "I mean it this time! U r rude, disrespectful, lazy, dirty, dumb in school, lack pysical activity.........."
B- "that was cus of my freakin arm!"
M- "i am not finished! U spend way to much time im'n. U don't read enough books. I think u might b doin drugs or something because u never talk to me and it seems that u don't care about anything. Not even the most imporant thing in ur life which is ur school work. Do u even care about that!? You need mental help beth."
B- "MOM-I-AM-NOT-ON-DRUGS!!! And everyone is like that! Normal ppl don't talk to their parents about everything that happens in their life mom. They don't go hey mom guess what happen to me today! I got an A but this guy i like didn't talk to me. Aww boo hoo! I mean c'mon who does that!? And i'm not like a geek or n e thing so i don't read a lot of books for fun mom. And just because i don't care about my school work as much as other stuff doesn't mean i don't care about n e thing.
M- "Beth ur schoolwork should b the most imporant thing to u in ur life!"
B- "but its not! I don't care about the same things as much as u do"
M- "Beth i just want u to exceed in, life! (now she says this in a way like i'm killin her and she is about to cry) Please beth, please! Please try, for me, to actually care about stuff. I want u to b a good person to the world and u need a good education and to go to collage and to get good grades and to marry a rich guy and to clean ur room, and to study and read more and to be more clean and to be kinder, and to open up to ppl."
B- "oh u JUST want that. Oh y didn't u say so b4 if u JUST want that one lil thing.
M- "Thats it! i'm makin a list!"
B- "Oh and while ur at it don't forget to check it twice so u can find out if i'm nauthy or nice."
M- (types down everything she thinks is wrong w/ me and types what she wants to change about me to bring up at our "family meeting")(yells) U r soooo rude! And if u type to one more person on aim u r gonna be grounded! (gets emotional again and talks in a almost about to cry way) Beth y can't u just do what i tell u to do and be good. I care about ur well being. Beth u seem so emotionaly disturbed.."
B- "I"m emotionaly disturbed!?"
M- "es Beth u r. U r not friendly to ppl, u r not kind and i'm afraid u don't have a heart Beth. Do u care about n e thing n e more!? Do u care about me? I love u and i want to u to do good in life. PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE BETH! Talk to me, tell me everything, y do u keep things to urself? wuts wrong? mommy can help"
B- "R u crazy or something!? I-DON'T-NEED-HELP! But idk about u, u might need help"
M- "i just care about u"
B- "than stop caring. Ur bugging me"
M- "Beth please tell me the truth."
B- "Tell u what?"
M- "R u on drugs?"
B- I AM NOT ON DRUGS DAMN IT!
M- Bethany Jane! Did u just swear."
B- "no i didn't ur hearing things"
M- "No u did swear. I'm writing that down too. (now yells) Bethany that is it!?
B- WHAT!?
M- "I'm takin u in to get metakl help. U need it and i'm only doin this cus i love u.
B- "Mom u need mental help ok!? I don't, u do cus ur be weird. Stop talkin to me!"
M- (yells) "I'm writtin that down too. Ur in for a big surprise missy w/. that tounge of urs. You better watch it or u might just not have one.
B- "R u threatenin me!?"
M- "I'm just sayin their r gonna be changes around here and we will bring them up at our family meeting. We will talk about how to punish u."
B- "ur just having this stupid meeting to pick on me on things u don't like about me."
M- "No its to help u."
B- No its not"
M- "Yes it is! Well what do u think is a good punishment for u."
B- "OMG! Mom thats like a killer askin its victum, hey what do u think is a good weapon to kill u w/"
M- "Bethany u r gonna to b sorry. If ur not on drugs and u won't let me give u mental help than idk what else to do than punish u.
B- "for what!?"
M- "Everything"
B- "omg see this whole thing is just to pick on me."
M- "No its to make our family better and if u want u can have a person ur age come and speak for/With u to help us understand ur side of it and to tell us if we r over reacting"
B- "i'll tell u! U R OVER REACTING OVCER NOTHING!"
M- "I DIDN"T SAY U COPULD SPEK!"
B- "i'm part of the family!" ( i leave to go upstairs and my mom follows me.
"leave me alone!"
M- "U forgot my list of things we need to talk about in our family meeting."
B- (I just glare at my mom as i take the sheet and crumple it up in a lil ball infront of her. While still glarring at my mom I throw the crumpled up paper away and walk pass her back down the stairs to talk online"
And thats why i need a lawyer to defend my case cus apparently i can't talk or w/e
Heres the reason y i need a lawyer...
M=MOm
B= me, beth
M & B argue about stuff like aol, grades, my emoinal aspect of life, and my mental health, her mental health for bein weird and arguin w/ me about this and other stuff then my mom says..
M- "we r goin to have a family meetin"
B- "U always say that"
M- "I mean it this time! U r rude, disrespectful, lazy, dirty, dumb in school, lack pysical activity.........."
B- "that was cus of my freakin arm!"
M- "i am not finished! U spend way to much time im'n. U don't read enough books. I think u might b doin drugs or something because u never talk to me and it seems that u don't care about anything. Not even the most imporant thing in ur life which is ur school work. Do u even care about that!? You need mental help beth."
B- "MOM-I-AM-NOT-ON-DRUGS!!! And everyone is like that! Normal ppl don't talk to their parents about everything that happens in their life mom. They don't go hey mom guess what happen to me today! I got an A but this guy i like didn't talk to me. Aww boo hoo! I mean c'mon who does that!? And i'm not like a geek or n e thing so i don't read a lot of books for fun mom. And just because i don't care about my school work as much as other stuff doesn't mean i don't care about n e thing.
M- "Beth ur schoolwork should b the most imporant thing to u in ur life!"
B- "but its not! I don't care about the same things as much as u do"
M- "Beth i just want u to exceed in, life! (now she says this in a way like i'm killin her and she is about to cry) Please beth, please! Please try, for me, to actually care about stuff. I want u to b a good person to the world and u need a good education and to go to collage and to get good grades and to marry a rich guy and to clean ur room, and to study and read more and to be more clean and to be kinder, and to open up to ppl."
B- "oh u JUST want that. Oh y didn't u say so b4 if u JUST want that one lil thing.
M- "Thats it! i'm makin a list!"
B- "Oh and while ur at it don't forget to check it twice so u can find out if i'm nauthy or nice."
M- (types down everything she thinks is wrong w/ me and types what she wants to change about me to bring up at our "family meeting")(yells) U r soooo rude! And if u type to one more person on aim u r gonna be grounded! (gets emotional again and talks in a almost about to cry way) Beth y can't u just do what i tell u to do and be good. I care about ur well being. Beth u seem so emotionaly disturbed.."
B- "I"m emotionaly disturbed!?"
M- "es Beth u r. U r not friendly to ppl, u r not kind and i'm afraid u don't have a heart Beth. Do u care about n e thing n e more!? Do u care about me? I love u and i want to u to do good in life. PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE BETH! Talk to me, tell me everything, y do u keep things to urself? wuts wrong? mommy can help"
B- "R u crazy or something!? I-DON'T-NEED-HELP! But idk about u, u might need help"
M- "i just care about u"
B- "than stop caring. Ur bugging me"
M- "Beth please tell me the truth."
B- "Tell u what?"
M- "R u on drugs?"
B- I AM NOT ON DRUGS DAMN IT!
M- Bethany Jane! Did u just swear."
B- "no i didn't ur hearing things"
M- "No u did swear. I'm writing that down too. (now yells) Bethany that is it!?
B- WHAT!?
M- "I'm takin u in to get metakl help. U need it and i'm only doin this cus i love u.
B- "Mom u need mental help ok!? I don't, u do cus ur be weird. Stop talkin to me!"
M- (yells) "I'm writtin that down too. Ur in for a big surprise missy w/. that tounge of urs. You better watch it or u might just not have one.
B- "R u threatenin me!?"
M- "I'm just sayin their r gonna be changes around here and we will bring them up at our family meeting. We will talk about how to punish u."
B- "ur just having this stupid meeting to pick on me on things u don't like about me."
M- "No its to help u."
B- No its not"
M- "Yes it is! Well what do u think is a good punishment for u."
B- "OMG! Mom thats like a killer askin its victum, hey what do u think is a good weapon to kill u w/"
M- "Bethany u r gonna to b sorry. If ur not on drugs and u won't let me give u mental help than idk what else to do than punish u.
B- "for what!?"
M- "Everything"
B- "omg see this whole thing is just to pick on me."
M- "No its to make our family better and if u want u can have a person ur age come and speak for/With u to help us understand ur side of it and to tell us if we r over reacting"
B- "i'll tell u! U R OVER REACTING OVCER NOTHING!"
M- "I DIDN"T SAY U COPULD SPEK!"
B- "i'm part of the family!" ( i leave to go upstairs and my mom follows me.
"leave me alone!"
M- "U forgot my list of things we need to talk about in our family meeting."
B- (I just glare at my mom as i take the sheet and crumple it up in a lil ball infront of her. While still glarring at my mom I throw the crumpled up paper away and walk pass her back down the stairs to talk online"
And thats why i need a lawyer to defend my case cus apparently i can't talk or w/e