Science, band, other stuff
In band i learn that the instrument i play, the trumpet, is a sex instrument.
The mouth piece AKA- the dick......goes inside the front part of the trumpet AKA- the vigina (probley spelt it wrong). Since the mouth peice is like the male dick then it makes since that it is called the mouth peice since the front part of the trumpet goes around so its like the front parting is suckin the dick or bein fucked by it. Now the buttons, or the proper name called vales of the trumpet can help make different sounds when u press the vales down for a certain note. When u don't know wut buttons to press down u ask a person what the "fingering" is for that certain note. So do u get it? fingering......thats how the trumpet is also a sex instrument. Also when u blow into the mouth piece of the trumpet to play it ur "blowin in ti" like a blow job which i mentioned about earlier. When playing the instrument most of the time the trumpet ppl have to make a lot of quick notes and to do this it is called "tounging". Do u get it? Tounging.....so that means its like we r makin out/frenching w/ our mouth piece of the trumpet. And that is y the trument is the sex instrument. OH and for the note D we get to stick up our middle fingers at ppl so yea THE TRUMPET ROCKS! IT"S THE BEST INSTRUMENT! I love my band class it is soooo funny. there is only 3 girls and the rest r guys in the trumpet section and they r fun to hang w/ yet sometimes annoying. And there is this one hottie but hes in a grade higher than me and this one girl sits nexts to him and flirts w/ him ALL the time so i don't stand a chance. Today ray, he sits next to me, well he had eye shadow and mascara on and it was soooooooooo funny. Everyone was laughing and makin fun of him. Especially the trumpet section.
My science class rocks too. It's like band. I LOVE THAT CLASS and my teacher is awsome. He's the best! His name is Mr. O'brian. U can eat, sleep, listen to music, talk, talk on the phone, be late to class, swear, make out, beat each other up and he doesn't even care! This one girl i sat next to stretch out her foot and kicked Mstt in the balls. Matt dropped to the floor. It was so funny! Gustina, the girl, started laughing adn Mr. O'brian was yelling at him to get up this was the convo~
Mr. O'brian- WHOSE ON MY FLOOR!
Matt- oww
Mr. O'brian- get up ur dirtying my floor!
Matt- I CAN"T!!!!
Mr. O'brian- get up!
Matt- I CAN"T SHE KICKED ME IN THE NUTS!
Mr. O'brian- oh stop bein a baby and get up and go to ur seat.
MAtt - can't move Mr. O'brian i am in PAIN!
James- naw man that shit seriously does hurt!
Shelby- u would know cus it probley happens to u all the time cus ur an ass
Jame- ugh...
Gustina- OMFG here i'll help u walk to ur seat and i'll carry ur stuff.
Matt- yeah u better bitch, now start fuckin movin!
Gustina- excuse me!? What did u call me!? Mr. O'brian did u hear what he called me!? Make him say srry!
Mr. O'brian- no....well u did hurt him so....
Gustina- UGH!
(matt pushes gustina)
Gustina- ur lucky i don't kick u there again. (gustina walks to her seat and whispers to me) haha i put his stuff in the trash can
Me- lol did u really?
Gustina- yea well he deserves it and i didn't kick him that hard. He's a wuss
Me- it didn't even look like u kicked him. It look like u were kjust stretchin out ur foot and the next thing u know matts on the floor in pain.
Gustina- yea he pprobley fakin it to make a scene
Matt- where the fuck did u put my books u bitch!?
Gustina- haha
Mr. O'brian- well gustina i don't blam u, i'm on ur side. I really don't like Matt and i'm suprised u even found where it was. It seems like he doesn't even have n e thing.
Class- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Matt- WHAT!? I HAVE BALLS!
Gustina- sure u do.....
END OF CLASS! LOLOLOL I LOVE THIS CLASS!
Oh and in other news there was a bomb threft to our school HAHA! THE END!
The mouth piece AKA- the dick......goes inside the front part of the trumpet AKA- the vigina (probley spelt it wrong). Since the mouth peice is like the male dick then it makes since that it is called the mouth peice since the front part of the trumpet goes around so its like the front parting is suckin the dick or bein fucked by it. Now the buttons, or the proper name called vales of the trumpet can help make different sounds when u press the vales down for a certain note. When u don't know wut buttons to press down u ask a person what the "fingering" is for that certain note. So do u get it? fingering......thats how the trumpet is also a sex instrument. Also when u blow into the mouth piece of the trumpet to play it ur "blowin in ti" like a blow job which i mentioned about earlier. When playing the instrument most of the time the trumpet ppl have to make a lot of quick notes and to do this it is called "tounging". Do u get it? Tounging.....so that means its like we r makin out/frenching w/ our mouth piece of the trumpet. And that is y the trument is the sex instrument. OH and for the note D we get to stick up our middle fingers at ppl so yea THE TRUMPET ROCKS! IT"S THE BEST INSTRUMENT! I love my band class it is soooo funny. there is only 3 girls and the rest r guys in the trumpet section and they r fun to hang w/ yet sometimes annoying. And there is this one hottie but hes in a grade higher than me and this one girl sits nexts to him and flirts w/ him ALL the time so i don't stand a chance. Today ray, he sits next to me, well he had eye shadow and mascara on and it was soooooooooo funny. Everyone was laughing and makin fun of him. Especially the trumpet section.
My science class rocks too. It's like band. I LOVE THAT CLASS and my teacher is awsome. He's the best! His name is Mr. O'brian. U can eat, sleep, listen to music, talk, talk on the phone, be late to class, swear, make out, beat each other up and he doesn't even care! This one girl i sat next to stretch out her foot and kicked Mstt in the balls. Matt dropped to the floor. It was so funny! Gustina, the girl, started laughing adn Mr. O'brian was yelling at him to get up this was the convo~
Mr. O'brian- WHOSE ON MY FLOOR!
Matt- oww
Mr. O'brian- get up ur dirtying my floor!
Matt- I CAN"T!!!!
Mr. O'brian- get up!
Matt- I CAN"T SHE KICKED ME IN THE NUTS!
Mr. O'brian- oh stop bein a baby and get up and go to ur seat.
MAtt - can't move Mr. O'brian i am in PAIN!
James- naw man that shit seriously does hurt!
Shelby- u would know cus it probley happens to u all the time cus ur an ass
Jame- ugh...
Gustina- OMFG here i'll help u walk to ur seat and i'll carry ur stuff.
Matt- yeah u better bitch, now start fuckin movin!
Gustina- excuse me!? What did u call me!? Mr. O'brian did u hear what he called me!? Make him say srry!
Mr. O'brian- no....well u did hurt him so....
Gustina- UGH!
(matt pushes gustina)
Gustina- ur lucky i don't kick u there again. (gustina walks to her seat and whispers to me) haha i put his stuff in the trash can
Me- lol did u really?
Gustina- yea well he deserves it and i didn't kick him that hard. He's a wuss
Me- it didn't even look like u kicked him. It look like u were kjust stretchin out ur foot and the next thing u know matts on the floor in pain.
Gustina- yea he pprobley fakin it to make a scene
Matt- where the fuck did u put my books u bitch!?
Gustina- haha
Mr. O'brian- well gustina i don't blam u, i'm on ur side. I really don't like Matt and i'm suprised u even found where it was. It seems like he doesn't even have n e thing.
Class- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Matt- WHAT!? I HAVE BALLS!
Gustina- sure u do.....
END OF CLASS! LOLOLOL I LOVE THIS CLASS!
Oh and in other news there was a bomb threft to our school HAHA! THE END!