Everyone needs to go read
Escribamens by
prettydean82. Its Draco/Harry. You have to read it. Or in fact just read chapter 11. Read it and tell me its not the most fucked up, completely stupid, backward explanation you've ever read. But damn is it not funny as hell. Every time I read it I go "WHAT!?!". In my mind I really really dont see how those thought points connected. Someone read it and explain it to me. Cause it needs an explanations all unto itself.