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Jan 27, 2009 01:37

Huh. Seems kind of quiet around here.

Anyone know any good stories?

lets kill some time, bored axel

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target_is_set January 27 2009, 21:15:19 UTC
Not sure if you're the type to believe crazy stuff.

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firefortreason January 27 2009, 21:17:53 UTC
Try me.

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target_is_set January 27 2009, 21:39:24 UTC
Nah, was just messing around. Though-
'heard of the fountain of youth?

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firefortreason January 28 2009, 03:10:07 UTC
Hmm, don't think I have. Going to tell me about it?

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target_is_set January 29 2009, 05:17:41 UTC
Once upon a time on a ship, an old timer decides to invent it. He was pretty damn smart. Smart enough to drink it afterwards. In a matter of hours, he was as young as a Joe College. In a day, he became a kid. His whole crew did, since they liked them fresh muscles and thought they needed a bottle each. Their ship sunk because of that.
Centuries after, yet another old-timer seeks the formula for the potion. He hires two well-meaning blokes under a fishy contract, and goes far, far away into the sea to find it. His nephew however hates the idea and decides to stop his plans. If the old timer becomes a kid, well, he'd outlive the fella and keep the inheritance away from him.
Both drank the stuff and became babies. 'played nurse for a while. Right before the nephew drank it, he threw the damn thing to the sea and thus why I'm not shitting in diapers right now. The End.

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