Firefootology
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. I don't like salad dressing.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Um... maybe Culvers.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Olive Garden, maybe. I love Italian. But I'm not picky.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 10%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Some kind of pasta - chicken fetuccini (I have no idea how to spell it...) alfredo or spaghetti... and rolls or breadsticks.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Green pepper and onion. Mmm...
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. A little butter with either cinnamon sugar or some jelly - not grape, though - or apple butter
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. I don't like gum and only ever chew it on airplanes... and not even always then.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 36. But some of those should probably be deleted.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. I don't know... not that many.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Some Rohirrim something.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three, but one of them is only for movies, it doesn't get TV channels.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. I like my hair. And my eyes.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My tonsils, when I was in kindergarten.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Eh... my vision isn't perfect, neither is my hearing... one of the other three.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I'm proud to say that I've never had one.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. This is a stupid question. It should be "What was the last heavy item you lifted?" In which case, I don't know... Otherwise, the question is effectively asking what is the last item I lifted, which would be my cell phone.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No... I'd like to, sometime, though... or faint. Just because I'd like to know what it's like...
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Definitely not.
Q. Is love for real?
A. Absolutely.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I wouldn't.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I look pretty good in blue and green, and I rather like red.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Um... no?
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No?
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Well, I suppose so... I very nearly died when I was born, the umbilical cord was in a knot... and when I was really little I choked on a butterscotch candy, and my dad got it up.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000
A. No.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I'm assuming this means more than like a kiss on the cheek, because I've done that before... so no.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. Probably not, unless I really needed the money for some reason... It would make typing hard, for one thing. But I'd actually consider this one.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yeah, I might consider that.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No way.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Possibly.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Never.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Yes, since you don't even need a TV to watch DVD's...
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: No! It's stupid.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both. And tile. And linoleum-type stuff. And nothing except concrete in the laundry room.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Sure.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: A few.
Q: Where were you born?
A. Blue Springs, MO, USA, the world, the universe...
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: No idea.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Ask me again in a few years...
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Angela.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Dan?
Q: Last person you called?
A: Er... a person from my church about dogsitting, I think.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My mom.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 14.
Q: Color?
A: Blue.
Q: Season?
A: Anything but winter. It's always been fall, but spring is so nice after winter, and summer heat doesn't bother me as much as it used to... I'd rather have hot than cold.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Not exactly.
Q: Mood?
A: Restless for summer.
Q: Listening to?
A: Nothing.
Q: Watching?
A. Nothing.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Um... nothing comes to mind. I don't seem to care enough about school right now to worry. I'm not happy about the Latin test on Wednesday, though.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: School
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Finish the school year.
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Pursuit of Happyness, and I really didn't think it was that good, for everything that I'd heard. Kind of boring, actually.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I think so.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yeah, I'd say so. Except for to a very limited number of people I can't stand.
Q: Now that the survey's done, what are you going to do?
A: Log onto facebook... then read.
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by “ology".
A. I don't like salad dressing.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Um... maybe Culvers.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Olive Garden, maybe. I love Italian. But I'm not picky.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 10%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Some kind of pasta - chicken fetuccini (I have no idea how to spell it...) alfredo or spaghetti... and rolls or breadsticks.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Green pepper and onion. Mmm...
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. A little butter with either cinnamon sugar or some jelly - not grape, though - or apple butter
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. I don't like gum and only ever chew it on airplanes... and not even always then.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 36. But some of those should probably be deleted.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. I don't know... not that many.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Some Rohirrim something.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three, but one of them is only for movies, it doesn't get TV channels.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. I like my hair. And my eyes.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My tonsils, when I was in kindergarten.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Eh... my vision isn't perfect, neither is my hearing... one of the other three.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I'm proud to say that I've never had one.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. This is a stupid question. It should be "What was the last heavy item you lifted?" In which case, I don't know... Otherwise, the question is effectively asking what is the last item I lifted, which would be my cell phone.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No... I'd like to, sometime, though... or faint. Just because I'd like to know what it's like...
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Definitely not.
Q. Is love for real?
A. Absolutely.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I wouldn't.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I look pretty good in blue and green, and I rather like red.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Um... no?
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No?
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Well, I suppose so... I very nearly died when I was born, the umbilical cord was in a knot... and when I was really little I choked on a butterscotch candy, and my dad got it up.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000
A. No.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I'm assuming this means more than like a kiss on the cheek, because I've done that before... so no.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. Probably not, unless I really needed the money for some reason... It would make typing hard, for one thing. But I'd actually consider this one.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yeah, I might consider that.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No way.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Possibly.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Never.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Yes, since you don't even need a TV to watch DVD's...
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: No! It's stupid.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both. And tile. And linoleum-type stuff. And nothing except concrete in the laundry room.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Sure.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: A few.
Q: Where were you born?
A. Blue Springs, MO, USA, the world, the universe...
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: No idea.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Ask me again in a few years...
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Angela.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Dan?
Q: Last person you called?
A: Er... a person from my church about dogsitting, I think.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My mom.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 14.
Q: Color?
A: Blue.
Q: Season?
A: Anything but winter. It's always been fall, but spring is so nice after winter, and summer heat doesn't bother me as much as it used to... I'd rather have hot than cold.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Not exactly.
Q: Mood?
A: Restless for summer.
Q: Listening to?
A: Nothing.
Q: Watching?
A. Nothing.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Um... nothing comes to mind. I don't seem to care enough about school right now to worry. I'm not happy about the Latin test on Wednesday, though.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: School
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Finish the school year.
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Pursuit of Happyness, and I really didn't think it was that good, for everything that I'd heard. Kind of boring, actually.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I think so.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yeah, I'd say so. Except for to a very limited number of people I can't stand.
Q: Now that the survey's done, what are you going to do?
A: Log onto facebook... then read.
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by “ology".