(no subject)
You know you're a ______ when... <-- Fill in the blank and list 15 reasons why.
You know you're a freak when...
1. You don't like most of your friends.
2. You cry during Father of the Bride. (Parts 1 + 2)
3. You watch re-runs of the Golden Girls.
4. You always seem to obsess over boys who'd never want to be with you.
5. You make an annoying noise with your throat when you're nervous.
6. You're allergic to strep throat.. I mean come on, who's allergic to strep throat?
7. You play the Sims.. CONSTANTLY.
8. You have nothing better to do so you make LJ layouts.. all the time.
9. You look forward to nights when you're not going out so you can go online/you never sign off.
10. Your mom doesn't let you do anything, calls you every ten minutes when she does let you out, and asks for EVERY DETAIL. i.e. "Give me the address." "What's the person's last name?" "What's their phone number?" "How do you know them?" "When can I pick you up?"
12. You have socks and underwear that match and say "Tootsie Roll".
13. You used to make stories up and tell so many people about them that you actually began to think they were real.
14. You still listen to Aaron Carter.
15. You watch Dr. Phil, everyday.