I love my wife.
She's hot and funny and she makes me laugh.
Just a little bit ago, I made the mistake of telling her she made me happy on the inside.
Brightly, she jumped up and said "Can I see?", wrenched my mouth open, and looked down my throat.
She even asked me for a flashlight. I ALMOST reached behind myself gave her one.
It's hard to fumble for a flashlight when your jaw is being held open and you're laughing.
Just a little bit ago, I made the mistake of telling her she made me happy on the inside.
Brightly, she jumped up and said "Can I see?", wrenched my mouth open, and looked down my throat.
She even asked me for a flashlight. I ALMOST reached behind myself gave her one.
It's hard to fumble for a flashlight when your jaw is being held open and you're laughing.