You prolly had to be there...

[firefly_pilot]

... to find this as funny as we did. But there we were, at Target, examining the various bottles of body wash, when the Spawn™ offers a sniff of one particular substance to my wife. She (the Spawn) pops the cap, holds it in front of my lovely bride's face, and squeezes to force some air towards my my spouse's quite gifted olfactory receptors.

I only got a glimpse of the body wash gel going into my wife's nose before she recoiled and sputtered and wiped her face, but I promise, it was really funny.