Let's talk about the many reasons why i am the dumbest FUCK alive....
So..many of the people who read this already KNOW that I am the dumbest fuck alive. I'm a book smart girl and a street smart girl but my loving God am I gullible as hell...I wonder and ask myself sometimes why I talk...
But before I get to that..this weekend...
Friday was spent at Space..obviously...I was drunk before we left the house and obviously my mother would call while I'm in the middle of a game of Asshole...
Hey Cassie...if Mom has the urge to call me at 10:30 on a Friday night ever again..it's PROBABLY a bad idea...try to wrestle the phone away from her...
Saturday Catherine, Katie and I went to Pisa to visit the boys at the Air Force base...we got there at around 9:45, I was shit faced by 10:30...I blame Gomez completly because chicks that weigh 115 should NOT do shots of 151..no matter what ANYONE tells you...and then after 2 shots of 151 they should also not drink 4 beers...I know I made an ass out of myself but hey, Jef was covered in blue paint and wearing a diaper..so how bad could I have been?
Justin looked damn sexy dressed up as "Mandy" in a vinyl dress...pretty hot dude..I hope I look that good in nylons...
Spent the night with Marcus..which I won't discuss because I know Justin will be reading this...But at any rate I did have an awesome time and I think Marcus is a really cool shit...It makes me wish that I had more time to spend with him and thinking about going home is just not a happy thought when I think that I can't take Marcus, Justin and Jef home with me...I'm going to miss them hardcore and I know it..it's just something I'm trying not to think about right now...
So..that was the weekend...
Why am I the dumbest fuck alive....(and after I explain this Justin, can you tell Marcus that I'm sorry I'm an idiot....thanks)
So; we're all in Chris's room on Sunday afternoon and Catherine is talking about how she's going to Ireland...Marcus said "yeah, I'm going to Ireland too"....
And obviously, I thought he was serious...
Got to the train station and gave Marcus a kiss goodbye and ACTUALLY SAID OUT LOUD "Have fun in Ireland."...and I was dead serious....Catherine was like "Dude, he was making fun of me...he's not going to Ireland...he was kidding".
So, as Justin pointed out earlier on Sunday...me and Marcus "are perfect for each other because we are both the dumbest fucks alive."
More fun quotes from this weekend:
*Jef: "Who wants to taste my meat?"
*Catherine: "I want a piece of chicken"
Beth: "Well, you better get up and get it, because its flying days are DONE.
*Big Scary Air Force Man: "Where are you from???"
Katie: "I...I...Ipswitch...."
*Beth:"Went out to smoke a butt and this annoying fuck followed me out..."
Chris:"Who, Churchboy?"
Beth:"No, the other one"
(Churchboy looks up from the computer he's been sitting at the whole time)
*Justin:"Marcus is one of those kids you can take home to mom but you can't let him talk...."
More later..
Love and Miss you...
Beth
"Save tonight
And fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
Tomorrow I'll be gone"
But before I get to that..this weekend...
Friday was spent at Space..obviously...I was drunk before we left the house and obviously my mother would call while I'm in the middle of a game of Asshole...
Hey Cassie...if Mom has the urge to call me at 10:30 on a Friday night ever again..it's PROBABLY a bad idea...try to wrestle the phone away from her...
Saturday Catherine, Katie and I went to Pisa to visit the boys at the Air Force base...we got there at around 9:45, I was shit faced by 10:30...I blame Gomez completly because chicks that weigh 115 should NOT do shots of 151..no matter what ANYONE tells you...and then after 2 shots of 151 they should also not drink 4 beers...I know I made an ass out of myself but hey, Jef was covered in blue paint and wearing a diaper..so how bad could I have been?
Justin looked damn sexy dressed up as "Mandy" in a vinyl dress...pretty hot dude..I hope I look that good in nylons...
Spent the night with Marcus..which I won't discuss because I know Justin will be reading this...But at any rate I did have an awesome time and I think Marcus is a really cool shit...It makes me wish that I had more time to spend with him and thinking about going home is just not a happy thought when I think that I can't take Marcus, Justin and Jef home with me...I'm going to miss them hardcore and I know it..it's just something I'm trying not to think about right now...
So..that was the weekend...
Why am I the dumbest fuck alive....(and after I explain this Justin, can you tell Marcus that I'm sorry I'm an idiot....thanks)
So; we're all in Chris's room on Sunday afternoon and Catherine is talking about how she's going to Ireland...Marcus said "yeah, I'm going to Ireland too"....
And obviously, I thought he was serious...
Got to the train station and gave Marcus a kiss goodbye and ACTUALLY SAID OUT LOUD "Have fun in Ireland."...and I was dead serious....Catherine was like "Dude, he was making fun of me...he's not going to Ireland...he was kidding".
So, as Justin pointed out earlier on Sunday...me and Marcus "are perfect for each other because we are both the dumbest fucks alive."
More fun quotes from this weekend:
*Jef: "Who wants to taste my meat?"
*Catherine: "I want a piece of chicken"
Beth: "Well, you better get up and get it, because its flying days are DONE.
*Big Scary Air Force Man: "Where are you from???"
Katie: "I...I...Ipswitch...."
*Beth:"Went out to smoke a butt and this annoying fuck followed me out..."
Chris:"Who, Churchboy?"
Beth:"No, the other one"
(Churchboy looks up from the computer he's been sitting at the whole time)
*Justin:"Marcus is one of those kids you can take home to mom but you can't let him talk...."
More later..
Love and Miss you...
Beth
"Save tonight
And fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
Tomorrow I'll be gone"