“My shirt. Dumbass.”
That was all Sasuke had to say for Naruto to look down and see the front of his shirt was completely stained red. He gulped. “Oops?”
Sasuke growled. “Is that all you have to say?”
“I’m sorry?”
The brunette male sighed. “You will clean this up.”
Naruto looked impatient. He glanced over his shoulder, seeing that pervert steering Iruka further away into the crowd. “What do you expect me to do? Put it in the laundry? This isn’t exactly my home, you know…”
“I don’t know.” Sasuke’s voice sounded exasperated. Naruto tried to walk off again - that man was getting away with Iruka! - but was yanked back.
“Ow!”
“You’re not going anywhere.”
Naruto sighed in resignation. Iruka was nowhere in sight. He turned back to Sasuke, this time having the decency to look guilty. “Alright. Come on. I’ll try to help you get it cleaned, though I don’t know how much difference I’d make…”
After asking a waiter where the nearest bathroom was, Naruto turned around to tell Sasuke to follow him, but stopped when seeing the man was already standing. At eye level all he noticed were the red stains on the once nice, crisp white shirt. He had to lift his head up in order to see Sasuke’s face, and once he found it, the man was smirking, clearly amused at how he practically towered over the blond. What was he, a giant?
“Never realized you were this short.”
Naruto flushed. “Shut up, bastard! At least I don’t look like some sasquatch!”
“At least I’m not an Oompa-Loompa.”
“As if I haven’t heard that before, you damn beanstalk.”
Yeah, this scene was definitely not in the original Welcome to Yaoi High ch1. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? :o