It's the Never Ending Backlot!!!!
Well, today was a grand adventure, to say the very least. First, I had graduation practice. EW. Hold on, I'm going to put my pajamas on before I continue. *Walks away from Compy*... cricket... *Returns to Compy*
Ok. I feel better now. So anyway, GP (refer to above) really blew. Mostly, we sat around. Seriously, it was mostly the teachers working things out amongst themselves and calling our names because they had to run through THE WHOLE THING. So we sat there, out of order, and talked amongst ourselves. We also threw those little tiny rubber pellets from the astroturf at each other. That shit gets everywhere. Well, you know what... I think I'm going to tell the really grand adventurous part as a story. I shall, after I do the introduction. So anyway, after practice, a couple of us decided to go somewhere...
This is a story about four high school seniors. These heroic students were on a mission. This was a long and complicated mission. Sir Christopher the Childish, Lady Anna the Shoe Thief, Lady Laura the Fair, and their leader, Commander In Chief and Transportation Coordinator, and Lady Kristin the Wise Ass are the names of our heroines. Of course, we could never forget our highly outnumbered hero, who was also highly envied by the male population due to his association with three beautiful women. He also has another title, Sir Christopher, Ye Olde Pimp.
Our brave warriors were given several tasks. The first was to find the bank and retrieve proper funds to finish the rest of the mission. The second was purchase fuel for the rest of the journey, and the third was to find a place called The Mall At Robinson. It was a long and difficult journey to their destination, but they made it without encountering any foes. Once they reached the Mall At Robinson, they had to find three things: Pretty Clothes, Pretty Shoes, and an Anniversary Gift. They searched far and wide, combing the region expertly. But alas, none of these things could be found. Instead, they were aflicted with the horrible disease, Pudding Eye. They also ran into the evil Bucket Of Shoes Monster. After battling the moster, they headed home. Feeling defeated, the warriors decided to stop at the local Starbucks pub to boost their spirits with a bit of a drink. Lady Kristin, unfortunately, did not know the way to the pub, so Sir Christopher navigated to the pub. After leaving the pub, with Lady Kristin leading again, they found themselves lost. After going in a circle, they chose a different path. This path took them past the town of Ikea Furniture Pickup and around to a desolate wasteland called the Backlot. As they rounded each turn, expecting to see the village of Parking Lot, they were disappointed. It seemed as though the Backlot would never end. Our travelers grew weary and weak, dreading the next turn. As they rounded the corner, a glimmer of hope set in with the sight of the white lines of a lot. They soon realized that they had reached the village. Feeling rejuvenated, they continued their journey home without incident. Lady Kristin took Lady Laura, Lady Anna, and Sir Christopher home, then took another journey to have a guitar lesson with Sir Kevin the Great.
She traveled to the lesson and afterwards, she and Sir Kevin decided to go on a journey to find a Tuxedo Tee Shirt. As they set out on the journey, they had to visit the Hollywood Video Store to take care of some business. As they were traveling, Sir Kevin screamed "Your steering column smoketh!" and it was. After rectifying the very serious transportation problem, they continued on their quest. At the town of Goodwill, they were unsuccessful in their search. Instead, they found Records, 8 Tracks, and Denim Skirts. They decided to travel to Salv Alv Village and search there. On their way there, they stopped in a few small towns, such as Hawkins, Brighton Music, and Rite Aid. They stopped in the first two towns to find a cello, and the third to find some medication. At the town of Rite Aid, they found medicine after much searching, as well as some delicious and much deserved chocolate. Lady Kristin also discovered an Opportunity For Employment. They had been gone for far longer than they had anticipated, so the brave warriors decided to call it quits. Lady Kristin and Sir Kevin headed home, feeling defeated. In celebration of their safe return, a carnival was thrown for them. They happily attended, although some insinuated that they were linked romantically. They were entirely unfounded in their suspicions. Because she lead the brave missions, the King granted Lady Kristin the Wise Ass whatever she wished. Her wish was that every man, woman, and child of their fair town of Nowhere be granted a Balloon Whisk and a Pony. Her wish was granted, and everyone was given a Balloon Whisk and a Pony. The night ended happily for all of our heroes and heroines, and the whole country lived happily ever after.
The End
So that was basically my day... yeah. Now I'm just sitting here. I have a few things I want to work on for Saturday, which is when Jay and I are celebrating our 2 Year Anniversary. Thus the anniversary gift in the story. Although, I think I have a pretty awesome thing worked out. I'm not going to write it, just in case he reads this. I'll write it after the fact. I'm so excited for him to come back! I honestly can't wait! Slightly less than 24 hours until I get to see my cute, sweet, wonderful, awesome, and so many other great adjectives, boyfriend!
Ok. I feel better now. So anyway, GP (refer to above) really blew. Mostly, we sat around. Seriously, it was mostly the teachers working things out amongst themselves and calling our names because they had to run through THE WHOLE THING. So we sat there, out of order, and talked amongst ourselves. We also threw those little tiny rubber pellets from the astroturf at each other. That shit gets everywhere. Well, you know what... I think I'm going to tell the really grand adventurous part as a story. I shall, after I do the introduction. So anyway, after practice, a couple of us decided to go somewhere...
This is a story about four high school seniors. These heroic students were on a mission. This was a long and complicated mission. Sir Christopher the Childish, Lady Anna the Shoe Thief, Lady Laura the Fair, and their leader, Commander In Chief and Transportation Coordinator, and Lady Kristin the Wise Ass are the names of our heroines. Of course, we could never forget our highly outnumbered hero, who was also highly envied by the male population due to his association with three beautiful women. He also has another title, Sir Christopher, Ye Olde Pimp.
Our brave warriors were given several tasks. The first was to find the bank and retrieve proper funds to finish the rest of the mission. The second was purchase fuel for the rest of the journey, and the third was to find a place called The Mall At Robinson. It was a long and difficult journey to their destination, but they made it without encountering any foes. Once they reached the Mall At Robinson, they had to find three things: Pretty Clothes, Pretty Shoes, and an Anniversary Gift. They searched far and wide, combing the region expertly. But alas, none of these things could be found. Instead, they were aflicted with the horrible disease, Pudding Eye. They also ran into the evil Bucket Of Shoes Monster. After battling the moster, they headed home. Feeling defeated, the warriors decided to stop at the local Starbucks pub to boost their spirits with a bit of a drink. Lady Kristin, unfortunately, did not know the way to the pub, so Sir Christopher navigated to the pub. After leaving the pub, with Lady Kristin leading again, they found themselves lost. After going in a circle, they chose a different path. This path took them past the town of Ikea Furniture Pickup and around to a desolate wasteland called the Backlot. As they rounded each turn, expecting to see the village of Parking Lot, they were disappointed. It seemed as though the Backlot would never end. Our travelers grew weary and weak, dreading the next turn. As they rounded the corner, a glimmer of hope set in with the sight of the white lines of a lot. They soon realized that they had reached the village. Feeling rejuvenated, they continued their journey home without incident. Lady Kristin took Lady Laura, Lady Anna, and Sir Christopher home, then took another journey to have a guitar lesson with Sir Kevin the Great.
She traveled to the lesson and afterwards, she and Sir Kevin decided to go on a journey to find a Tuxedo Tee Shirt. As they set out on the journey, they had to visit the Hollywood Video Store to take care of some business. As they were traveling, Sir Kevin screamed "Your steering column smoketh!" and it was. After rectifying the very serious transportation problem, they continued on their quest. At the town of Goodwill, they were unsuccessful in their search. Instead, they found Records, 8 Tracks, and Denim Skirts. They decided to travel to Salv Alv Village and search there. On their way there, they stopped in a few small towns, such as Hawkins, Brighton Music, and Rite Aid. They stopped in the first two towns to find a cello, and the third to find some medication. At the town of Rite Aid, they found medicine after much searching, as well as some delicious and much deserved chocolate. Lady Kristin also discovered an Opportunity For Employment. They had been gone for far longer than they had anticipated, so the brave warriors decided to call it quits. Lady Kristin and Sir Kevin headed home, feeling defeated. In celebration of their safe return, a carnival was thrown for them. They happily attended, although some insinuated that they were linked romantically. They were entirely unfounded in their suspicions. Because she lead the brave missions, the King granted Lady Kristin the Wise Ass whatever she wished. Her wish was that every man, woman, and child of their fair town of Nowhere be granted a Balloon Whisk and a Pony. Her wish was granted, and everyone was given a Balloon Whisk and a Pony. The night ended happily for all of our heroes and heroines, and the whole country lived happily ever after.
The End
So that was basically my day... yeah. Now I'm just sitting here. I have a few things I want to work on for Saturday, which is when Jay and I are celebrating our 2 Year Anniversary. Thus the anniversary gift in the story. Although, I think I have a pretty awesome thing worked out. I'm not going to write it, just in case he reads this. I'll write it after the fact. I'm so excited for him to come back! I honestly can't wait! Slightly less than 24 hours until I get to see my cute, sweet, wonderful, awesome, and so many other great adjectives, boyfriend!