things I have collected at intervals of boredom

Dec 16, 2005 10:10


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I donated bone marrow to inazuma_zumie in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been nice (955 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
fireessence16

~~Well that's no fun! How come Kristin got a good one?!

Jasmine, you're a player because you are Smart

It's clear that you're no clown. A street-smart brainiac like you has got a lot going on upstairs and doesn't mind flexing that ripped mental muscle when necessary. That's not to say that you're a complete geek - everybody knows you couldn't be further from it.

You're one cool character who knows what's what and is always one step ahead of the rest of those posers. Perceptive and grounded, not much goes over your head and you're not afraid to call it like you see it. So keep keepin' it real. It's a great trait that never goes out of style. For real.

~~Great, just what I've been trying to break out of being called my entire life. The smart chick. WHY can't I just be the duh, assumed intelligent *insert something else here* chick?! Why is it always the smart chick?!

~fireessence16~









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