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GO TO: www.urbandictionary.com/
Search your answer to each of the following questions, then copy and paste the definition.
1) Your name?
Rachel - A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.
2) Your age?
Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.
3) One of your friends?
Amanda - The most awsome event, person, or place.
4) What should you be doing?
Calculus, which was discovered by Newton and Liebniz, nothwithstanding all credit being given to Newton, is one of the most beautiful forms of intellectual material. Calculus requires and emphasizes the development of new methods of thinking, and therefore it is not for the weak minded. Calculus has many practical applications including molecular and ecological biology, physics, engineering, social and political sciences, and business. After completing a very involved and thought-provoking problem involving differential equations or integrals, one might feel a certain "high."
5) Favorite color?
Red is a nickname given to red-headed females by strangers walking by. Its supposed to be a term of endearment, but I don't quite understand it. Having red hair, I have been called Red many times by strangers. If I were to say "Nada Brown (or Blonde, or Black, or Grey), whad up wit you?", that would be insulting. So why is it ok to call me Red?
6) Hometown?
Mesa - A spam looter from the Wheel of Time Mud.
7) Month of your birthday?
The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.
8) Last person you talked to?
The Pirate is an oft misunderstood individual who can be seen absolutely pwning everyone around him/her. Well versed in the arts of cheekiness, deceit, extortion(sp), theft, blackmail, smarmery, and crazy acrobatic sword and or knife fighting. The pirate always lands on his feet, and always wins, even when you think not. naturally hates the ninja, as ninjas are overated far too serious for their own good.
9) What did you last eat?
Subway -
1) A train-like thing
2) THE GREATEST SUB RESTAURANT IN THE UNIVERSE OF UNIVERSES!
3) The only restaurant where ducks eat for free.
10) Your nickname?
Hobbit - a small, sand-colored person resembling a hobbit. This hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him. This can be used to scare your dumb friends.
Lauren: "omg, look its the hobbit!"
Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"
Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."
Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."
Frank: *cries*