*suffocating from laughing too hard*

[firedroplett]

*sounds of david playing with his cat*
david: ............ i killed him.......
me: awe wah. why don't you go cry about it. (softly)
david: ........
me: ...... *ignore*
david: *sad pathetic voice*......... did you even hear me....?
me: yeah. you didn't kill your cat.
david: ...... yes i did.....
*silence*
cat: mrow
David: STUPID CAT! WAY TO SCREW IT UP!
me: *dies laughing*