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LIZ IS SO AMAZINGLY HOT AND SEXY, I MISS HER BODACIOUS BOD SO MUCH!! I HOPE SHE DOESNT READ THIS BECAUSE MY STRONG SEXY FEELINGS MIGHT OVERWHELM AND CREEP HER OUT. BUT WAIT, WHAT IF SHE READS THIS AND FEELS THE SAME WAY? IT'S A CHANCE IM WILLING TO TAKE.
LIZ IF YOURE READING THIS, WILL YOU MARRY ME, YOU SEXY SEXY SEXY SHE DEVIL?!!!!! I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND TREAT YOU BETTER THEN ANYONE ELSE EVER COULD. IF YOU SAY YES, YOURE NOT ONLY GUARANTEED AMAZING SEX FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BUT ALSO A LAVISH AND COMFORTABLE LIFESTYLE AS WELL.
WAITING EVER SO PATIENTLY FOR A RESPONSE,
MARIA