Yoinked from FetLife
So, I yoinked this from a FetLife thread and I highly doubt I'll get very far with any of these lists, but I'm working the overnight and thought it might be fun to give one of these lists a whirl. AND AFTER A REVIEW SAID TOP HAS COMMENTED. FIND HER COMMENTS BOLDED AND IN PURPLE BELOW
25 Ways Of Showing Respect To My Top
1. Not reminding her that she once said "No" to my awesomeness -- Hmmmm
2. Behaving - good or bad as long as I do so with respect to self and others
3. Protect all that is hers
4. Obey her Directives the first time without complaint
5. Obey her Daddy's directives even though I am not required to do so
6. Not process via text or e-mail any longer
7. Strive to find ways of making my Top look good without any additional effort on her part
8. Work to become a better and better boy everyday
9. Teach her children to respect themselves, their family, and others, even if they don't necessarily deserve it -- They always deserve it as all humans do, but sometimes I want to squish their faces in or pull them by an ear.
10. Ask my questions at appropriate times and places
10. Find a way to better trust her and trust in her
11. Making sure that I always have her water at the ready
12. Continue my ritual of greeting her with a XXX Vita Water after every extended absence
13. Act in a manner one notch higher that she would expect from me
14. Attempt to curb my ADD when in her presence
15. Not track the other super hot Tops walking across the dungeon -- Please track them, just point them out to me so I can oogle as well.. I am not a jealous woman.
16. Asking if I am flagging appropriately before going out
17. Ask her for what I want
18. Ask her for what I need
19. Offer a formal "present" at every opportunity
20. Walk the half step behind her so she doesn't bowl me over -- I do trip a lot, don't I??
21. Open her car door
22. Carry her pierced pink pussy (Pierced Cheshire Cat purse) no matter how embarassing it may be for me
23. Ensure that she always has what she needs for wherever we're going before we leave the house -- I ALWAYS forget WARM Clothing.
24. Write my Task List every night
25. Carry Out the tasks on that list in the alotted time frame.
25 Ways of Showing Disrespect
1. Reminding her she once said no to this
2. Bark Like a Puppy when told not to talk
3. Roll my eyes at her
4. Use the word NO after I've been given a directive
5. Blatantly waste her time
6. Not take advice given
7. Not asking before playing with her friends
8. Processing via text after being asked not to
9. Not asking for what I need
10. Not asking for what I want
11. Eating food from my plate without utensils. (chocolate cake excluded)
12. Rudeness
13. Misbehavior
14. Demanding
16. Lateness
17. Sloppiness
18. Not keeping her best interests in mind
19. Not protecting andcaring for myself
20. Purposefully pushing the wrong buttons
21. Not being true to my word
22. Texting during her work hours
23. Whining
24. Poor grammer/spelling
25. Laziness
5 Outfits you actually own, in your closet, described in vivid detail and why you think your owner would like them.
Well, I don't think I own 5 outfits. I own five items.
1. My Corcoran or Carolina High Shine Combat Boots - They show my dedication and love for the art of bootblacking and boot worship, two things I'd like to think she thinks highly of. They show my willingness to fix (clean, condition, and polish) the mistakes (scuffs, rubs, gouges) I make in them and my attention to detail always keeping at least one pair at a formal high shine.
2. My Black Rebel Cover - Aside from the fact that I look damn cute in it? It speaks to me, my style, and the path I walk on my leather journey. Although, I've read and own most of the books and give respect where respect is due, I don't often play by the the rules of others. I tend to make up my own as I go along and march to the beat of my own drum. Not a Master's cover, because I don't yet deserve one, not a boy's cap, because I am not exclusively a boy, this is something wholly different, and was one of the first items I earned.
3. My Assortment of Under Armour Gear - Considering I'm wearing my black sleveless compression tank as we speak, one could say I like this stuff. I own a few different tanks in black and contrasting colors to go along with their long (9") boxerjocks. I can't wait to pick up a pair of their compression shorts that I can pack in. Whether under my jeans, with my chaps, covering my ass cheeks while wearing my holy jeans, or just by themselves, my boxerjocks are in a class all their own. The stuff looks great, feels great both on me and to the touch, and comes in every major color under the sun.
4. My Basil Colored Survival Utilikilt - EASY FISTING ACCESS DUH!!! Although, that hasn't happened and probably won't I suspect for awhile still. Cargo pockets that snap off to be used for pin trading at Disneyland. Enough pockets to carry an entire boot kit, plus all those things good boys should carry. (Pen, lighter and/or torch, cigar cutter, lens cleaner, lens cloth, pocketknife or three, bottle of water, collar, leash, treat bag, spare needles, tape, SHARPIE, and anything else they are told to carry)
5. Holy Jeans - I don't know what it is but everytime I'm telling her I'm thinking about wearing these jeans she tells me to wear them. It started with one hole on the back of the right leg that went from the crotch to the outer seam, then a hole from the inner seam to the outser seam of the left knee, and now a hole has developed from the crotch to the left outer seam. Really there isn't much left of these jeans... Pretty soon they'll end up hoochie mama shorts, not to be worn in public.
6. Hanky Collection - Can't leave out hankies of every color under the frickin sun. I swear I have an uncontrollable hankie fetish.
The other Lists that were included were:
25 Punishments From Easiest To Most Severe
25 Ways to Seduce your Top
25 Rewards From Least to Greatest
I'll get to those some other day.