Silly Dear Santa letter meme
Found at lumen's
Funny and silly Dear Santa letter meme.
What I should be writing to Santa this Christmas:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, heratyck (-5000 points). In July I put money in raghav's expired parking meter (14 points). In January I pulled wickedorin's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to liritienya in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4365 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
fireceremony