The Meatless Twinkies®
The OH, the OH's aunt,
leandra333, and I were talking about "fair food" (the kind you get at the county fair) this evening, and it became two parallel conversations, until someone trying to follow both conversations suddenly exclaimed,
"Did you say 'meatless Twinkies'?!?"
(The two parallel conversations were about deep-fried Twinkies (they taste exactly like donuts, and therefore aren't worth $3 each) and corn dogs, which the OH's aunt said she had tried the meatless version of.)
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